It's been awhile buddy. Good to have you back.


And a special thanks goes out to the man who invented sangria.

sdun: i'm listening to weezer....
jkrew: oh jesus
sdun: and thinking of your wife.. is that bad?
jkrew: HAHAHA

One would think that when given an entire week without a fiancé, two weeks before your wedding, you'd be on the first flight to Booze City and Porn Town. Alas, I am not that type of man so without further adieu, here are some Manweek™ highlights...

Day 1: Clean up second bedroom or as we like to call it; Car Part Pit of Hell





After everything was catagorized, cleaned up and put away I thought I was deserving of a little thing I like to call "me time".

So I went to the junkyard...



And then I had some dinner fit for Manweek; whatever was in the freezer and beer. Ella Enchanted is totally Kate's btw. That's not how I roll. (Even though my lean Cuisine dinner only had 10 grams of carbs.)



Day 2: Fix Kate's Busted-Ass Vehicle
Brought Kate's car to the bodyshop to get some work done on her front-end *snickers



And tried to fix her headlights as they were 500$ a pair and that money could be better spent on german car parts.



You really know she's the one when you use all of your Fusor fixing her car. (awwwwwwwww)



And a lil' JB Weld to make sure it won't move until the year 2181.





Then I worked on the girls a little shaving and sanding some random bits...





Day 3: Mail Goodness

I came home from work to get some sweet schwag in the mail...
Wedding pressies from across the pond!





A kickass grill



And FREAKING GOOOOOOOLD! Genuine NASA shit. Real gold infused composite weave capable of reflecting heat up to 800º for 8 hours. Could only afford 2' of it so I gotta make it work haha

jkrew: kates gone for the week so I'm regressing back to my roots
uncledonald: yeah dawg thats the best
ManWeek
jkrew: 13 days till I'm married man. This is crazy
I plan to take up smoking and booze, not shaving, hardly showering and maybe going to work 50% of the week at best.
uncledonald: that sounds like heaven dude
so congrats
jkrew: *high fives
uncledonald: plus you get laid regularly hopefully
cant miss
win/win
you let yourself go, they keep looking good
jkrew: amen to that bruda

So yeah, I present to you, dear readers...



Five whole days without Kate. 120 hours. I have no idea what I'm going to do without her so I decided to embrace being kate-less as well as celebrate the fact that I have an entire week without my lady two weeks before getting married.

I intend to do all the crap Kate hates and get it all out of my system which may include but isn't limited to:

• drinking
• smoking
• hunting some sort of animal (with a gun, stick or other)
• watching The Big Lebowski or any movie with Nike Cage in it
• not shaving
• wearing whatever doesn't smell that bad from the laundry hamper
• pooping with the door open
• scratching of body parts while on the couch
• black market baby trafficking

Stay tuned!