This looks amazing...

I love me some America

I personally believe that us americans
are unable to do so because osama.

People out there
in our nation
don't have that,

And I believe that our education
like such as south africa and
such as the Iraq.

everywhere "such as".

And I believe our education
should help the US
should help the south africa
and the iraq
and the asian countries
so we can build up
our future.

Getting Married: A primer for those who don't know

The cost of an average American wedding is $16,000 to $20,000. Traditionally, the expenses involved are paid for by the bride, the groom, and their families as follows:

The Bride:
Wedding ring for the groom.
A wedding gift for the groom.
Gifts for the bridal attendants.
Personal stationery.
Medical examination and blood test.
Accommodations for out-of-town attendants.

The Groom:
The bride's engagement and wedding rings.
A wedding gift for the bride.
Gifts for the best man and ushers.
Groom's wedding attire.
Bride's bouquet and going away corsage.
Mothers' corsages
Boutonnieres for attendants and fathers.
Medical examination and blood test.
Marriage license.
Clergyman's fee.
The honeymoon expenses.
Bachelor dinner (if not given by the best man, optional).

The Bride's Family:
Engagement party (optional).
Ceremony cost: location, music, rentals, and all related expenses.
Entire cost of reception: food, beverage, entertainment, rental items, decorations, wedding cake.
Bride's wedding attire and accessories.
A wedding gift for the couple.
Wedding invitations, announcements, and mailing costs.
Bridesmaids' bouquets.
Transportation for bridal party from bride's home to the site of ceremony.
Bridesmaids' luncheon.
Photography (groom's parents may pay for the pictures they would like).
Personal wedding attire.
Floral decorations.
Special item they may wish to purchase: toasting goblets, ring pillow, etc.

The Groom's Family:
Rehearsal dinner party.
Personal wedding attire.
Travel and accommodations for groom's family.
Wedding gift for the bride and groom.
Special item they may wish to purchase: toasting goblets, ring pillow, etc.
Any general expenses they may wish to contribute.

The Attendants:
Wedding attire for themselves.
Any travel expenses.
Wedding gift for bride and groom.
Showers given by maid of honor or bridesmaids.
Bachelor party given by best man or ushers.

The Bride and Groom:
Gifts of appreciation for parents or others who helped with your wedding.
Expenses of items desired which have exceeded original budget allocations.


Just fyi...

Well, let's get some updates going on too

In the past few months that this site has been dead I've:

• got engaged
• bought a house
• had Kate move in with me
• got a new job
• had a heart attack scare
• spent an exorbitant amount of money on a project car that rarely runs and isn't close to being finished
• lost 10 pounds

Man, thats a short fucking list. What the hell have I done all summer?

Let's crank this bitch back up again k?

And what better way with some fucked up redneck innovation...

JKREW Boners