If anyone is looking for a new set of shoes...

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/pts/317100812.html

FS/FT: 18x8.5 Sparco Wheels with TWO sets of new tires QUICK SALE/TRADE!!!
I will get the exact size of the tires tonight but this is a KILLER deal for anyone with coils or minor drop.

WHAT:
• Set of Sparco NS6 racing wheels that are 18.5 pounds a pop with all caps/screws etc etc. These are lighter than BBS CH's...
• Comes with tires already mounted and balanced
• Comes with another set of BRAND NEW tires that are a bit larger in profile (will get exact soon)
• brand new H&R 10mm spacers WITH BOLTS

From the web:


Actual wheels!


WHY:
I was going to mount them on my MK4 but I am too low with my cupkit (2" drop) and they rub a little and I don't want to buy coils to raise the car up 1/2" sooooo if you have coilovers or a minor drop cup kit, these will be perfect for you. Even on my car, there was no poke, just rubbing at the outer fender.

I've had these for 6 months sitting in my den waiting to slap on and now that I realized they don't fit, I'm looking for a quick trade or sale so I can get some nice summer shoes.

My loss is yer gain blah blah blah =) These wheels are totally sick and I wish I could run them but I can't. Not trying to pull a fast one and I will try7 my best to make ya happy with the deal.

1200 or best offer. Remember, this is for two sets of brand new tires too and a set of spacers too!!!
Looking for 18's or really nice 17's in trade. Lowballers welcome!

The IT screeners at my new job must be having a field day

workisforjerks: You seen the Will Ferrell "Landlord" video? I love it when people manipulate innocent children to do their bidding.
I just wish he kicked her in the groin at the end.
JKREW: hahahaha "Hey Pearl, whats the capitol of china?"
workisforjerks: Bahahaha.
JKREW: except it's actually thailand
god damn my public school education
workisforjerks: "I tell you what, I'll rochambeau you for the rent money."
JKREW: hahahaha
workisforjerks: Sadly, I knew what you meant.
JKREW: "tell you what, is ... there anything... I can trade you for the rent? *rubs chest slowly"
yeah, I went there
workisforjerks: Wow.
"Now you listen HERE, Pearl..." *puts on clown nose*
JKREW: hahahahaha holy fuck, I just choked on bagel
workisforjerks: Hahaha.
JKREW: nothing like child molestation to bring out the giggles
workisforjerks: Too true. Too true.
JKREW: speaking of which, how's khoi?

This rules so hard it's silly

Wait, you want me to wet sand a million dollar car?!



Pure sex

thanks gary!

My fantasy gone horribly, horribly wrong

Um, wow

*giggles like a schoolgirl...

*pours out a lil bit of my 40

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Best Nap Day EVAR


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Now THAT was a cold beer


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Why suburbia makes me LOL


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*wipes tear

"When are you coming back to Proxicom? This isn't funny anymore."

*sigh

Now both of our stool are officially worm free


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High five!

one week of jkration: Day 2

Well, Day 1 went off without a hitch. I stuck to my schedule and came away with a sweet-ass bumper and a messier house!

Today I plan on doing very little or at least stick to no schedule whatsoever.

I called the vet today and it went like this:

jkrew: hi, um, my name's Jason and I need to bring my dog in for a tune-up. We haven't been to the vet in awhile.
vet: oh um, wait, you haven't been to the vet since you were last here?
jkrew: nope. Carson and I believe in holistic healing through prayer and belly rubs.
vet: oh my, well, he's sort of due for... everything.
jkrew: oh that's cool. Sign me up for the works. Should I bring some poop with me?
vet: *laughs* yes please. See you at 3:30.
jkrew: ta!

So yeah, my only goals for the day will be the following:

• get coffee
• don't shower
• take dog for tune up
• watch a movie on the couch whilst enjoying an ice cold adult beverage
• participate in engagement makeout session with the missus
• maybe clean up the house so I can walk to the bedroom without tripping on car parts

I rule at bodywork


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Before:

Happy Birthday Old Girl =)


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Ok, hold sti... never mind *sigh


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one week of jkration: Day 1

Well, it's 8:19am. And I stayed up late last night watching fight club and now I'm fucking tired haha

I set my alarm to wake my ass up early so I can actually use this week for something good and be somewhat productive. Sorry to be incoherent, I literally JUST woke up wheee

Anyways, my structure and goals for the day will be the following:

• 9-12: working on car
• 12-1: lunch
• 1-3: clean house
• 3-4: fuck around/break
• 4-6: continue working on car

Time to get coffee!

Good thing I'm not married yet


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Or kate would kick my ass over this kitchen floor project

hahaha

I need me a nail salon massage chair. STAT.


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JKREW Boners