So I thought it would be a good idea to track all that is going into the restoration of Betty and I decided to take some pics (with the help of kate of course) tonight.
The problem with a car that is 21 years old is that everything inside it decides to become brittle with age. That means when removing dash pieces (or anything for that matter), you have to be reallllly careful to not break things because you just can't go to the dealer and replace them anymore.
After taking apart the dash today to find the shorted out wire, we noticed that the ac/heater controls were loose due to a missing security clip lost by the previous owner. The plastic hinge was also showing a hairline crack which would only be bad news in the future (as the used part goes for upwards of a hundred bucks, yikes!).
Plastic welding 101:
(pic of hairline)
Heat up soldring iron to highest level of heat and slowly melt the crack together again while holding breath. Why hold yer breath? Plastic fumes produce cyanide. Cyanide is lethal when inhaled. Bad!
Now some gorilla glue™ for good measure
Voila! Wait to dry, add security clip fashioned from old speaker clips and yer done!
And now, an unnecessary pic of Kate's sweet, sweet booty. w00t!
The problem with a car that is 21 years old is that everything inside it decides to become brittle with age. That means when removing dash pieces (or anything for that matter), you have to be reallllly careful to not break things because you just can't go to the dealer and replace them anymore.
After taking apart the dash today to find the shorted out wire, we noticed that the ac/heater controls were loose due to a missing security clip lost by the previous owner. The plastic hinge was also showing a hairline crack which would only be bad news in the future (as the used part goes for upwards of a hundred bucks, yikes!).
Plastic welding 101:
(pic of hairline)
Heat up soldring iron to highest level of heat and slowly melt the crack together again while holding breath. Why hold yer breath? Plastic fumes produce cyanide. Cyanide is lethal when inhaled. Bad!
Now some gorilla glue™ for good measure
Voila! Wait to dry, add security clip fashioned from old speaker clips and yer done!
And now, an unnecessary pic of Kate's sweet, sweet booty. w00t!
Thank you car service of the gods
1 Comments Published by JKREW on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 11:57 PM.
Yup, still here.
Not to mention the hour commute back home + the 30 minute wait for the bus + the 15 minute drive home.
Oh yeah, haven't eaten nor have I taken my meds in 48 hours.
Tomorrow is gonna fucking rule.
Not to mention the hour commute back home + the 30 minute wait for the bus + the 15 minute drive home.
Oh yeah, haven't eaten nor have I taken my meds in 48 hours.
Tomorrow is gonna fucking rule.
Carry on.
The new Streets album is fucking hot. And the wheels on that Ghost is shit hot too!
(And yes kate, I will make you astolen legally bought copy.)
(And yes kate, I will make you a
j: dude
seriously, your girls asss.
round. on your blog
and thats not good... making people covet thy neighbors wife is BAD
jkrewdotcom: hahaha dude, no one believes me that kate has the sweetest ass I have ever seen
god bless ballet
j: dude she looks like she should have a flatty
no way...
im surprised to be honest
shit is nice and plump
jmack's a big fan of that
jkrewdotcom: haha
I drum on it constantly
j: not that im sitting here gazing at it, magnified in photoshop 12x
im really not
im kidding dont get creeped dude..im kididng
jkrewdotcom: haha it's ok dude. Vibe and Ebony already called me asking for some nocturnal shots
j:shut up
liar
of her booty?
jkrewdotcom: no way dude, remember that feud between the game and 50 cent last summer? All over kates ass. True story.
j: ahhaha
i hate you
seriously, your girls asss.
round. on your blog
and thats not good... making people covet thy neighbors wife is BAD
jkrewdotcom: hahaha dude, no one believes me that kate has the sweetest ass I have ever seen
god bless ballet
j: dude she looks like she should have a flatty
no way...
im surprised to be honest
shit is nice and plump
jmack's a big fan of that
jkrewdotcom: haha
I drum on it constantly
j: not that im sitting here gazing at it, magnified in photoshop 12x
im really not
im kidding dont get creeped dude..im kididng
jkrewdotcom: haha it's ok dude. Vibe and Ebony already called me asking for some nocturnal shots
j:shut up
liar
of her booty?
jkrewdotcom: no way dude, remember that feud between the game and 50 cent last summer? All over kates ass. True story.
j: ahhaha
i hate you
Fuck your family.
Fuck your parents.
Fuck your father especially.
Fuck the fact that it feels like I am dating a 16 year old (at no fault of your own of course).
Fuck his innability to raise a mentally healthy and socially adequate child.
Fuck my worthless but well paying job and the people I work with. I didn't go to school for this.
Fuck my commute.
Fuck the fact that my meds cost me 80 dollars last night.
Fuck my meds. I am quitting after this month.
Fuck my instability.
Fuck my inability to grow herbs but my ability to grow a fucking tree.
Fuck my dog's ear problems.
Fuck that crazy spanish bastard on the bus who talks to himself.
Yeah, that's all I got right now.
Fuck your parents.
Fuck your father especially.
Fuck the fact that it feels like I am dating a 16 year old (at no fault of your own of course).
Fuck his innability to raise a mentally healthy and socially adequate child.
Fuck my worthless but well paying job and the people I work with. I didn't go to school for this.
Fuck my commute.
Fuck the fact that my meds cost me 80 dollars last night.
Fuck my meds. I am quitting after this month.
Fuck my instability.
Fuck my inability to grow herbs but my ability to grow a fucking tree.
Fuck my dog's ear problems.
Fuck that crazy spanish bastard on the bus who talks to himself.
Yeah, that's all I got right now.
Great Moments in JKREW stupidity
2 Comments Published by JKREW on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 3:28 PM.
I am only writing this so I can laugh at myself or provide decent ammo for other people to laugh at me at a later date.
Without further adieu, I present to the world: Great Moments in JKREW Stupidity
So I got a new car. Obviously, being a law abiding citizen (for the most part), I insure and register all of my vehicles, animals and firearms. Now as you all know, I work in DC and find it VERY hard to take off work due to my massive workload so Kate cheerfully volunteered to get our new car registered.
Now this is where it gets stupid. Kate and I switched cars.
Ok, I'll start that over so you all get it quicker than I/we did. Kate and I switched cars to get it registered. I let her drive the car with 2% brake pads left and absolutely NO working interior light bulbs or dash lights allll the way to Lorton while I drove her car to the metro stop all of 2.5 miles away.
It took Kate telling me that she realised our fault on the way home.
Who the fuck needs an actual car to be at the DMV to register it?
All you need is the paperwork.
*sigh. Live the dream people. We'll be hosting the weekly Mensa meeting this Thursday.
Without further adieu, I present to the world: Great Moments in JKREW Stupidity
So I got a new car. Obviously, being a law abiding citizen (for the most part), I insure and register all of my vehicles, animals and firearms. Now as you all know, I work in DC and find it VERY hard to take off work due to my massive workload so Kate cheerfully volunteered to get our new car registered.
Now this is where it gets stupid. Kate and I switched cars.
Ok, I'll start that over so you all get it quicker than I/we did. Kate and I switched cars to get it registered. I let her drive the car with 2% brake pads left and absolutely NO working interior light bulbs or dash lights allll the way to Lorton while I drove her car to the metro stop all of 2.5 miles away.
It took Kate telling me that she realised our fault on the way home.
Who the fuck needs an actual car to be at the DMV to register it?
All you need is the paperwork.
*sigh. Live the dream people. We'll be hosting the weekly Mensa meeting this Thursday.
jkrewdotcom: stop me dave
http://users.snip.net/~gajewski/1.8t/1.8tintoA2shellFAQ.html
I'm having bad thoughts
DaveAtWork277: why cant you be normal and have bad thoughts that are FREE and about women and the wonders of where you can have them?
jkrewdotcom: hahaha
DaveAtWork277: im going to write the government and see if the have human governers for you
jkrewdotcom: HAHAHA
http://users.snip.net/~gajewski/1.8t/1.8tintoA2shellFAQ.html
I'm having bad thoughts
DaveAtWork277: why cant you be normal and have bad thoughts that are FREE and about women and the wonders of where you can have them?
jkrewdotcom: hahaha
DaveAtWork277: im going to write the government and see if the have human governers for you
jkrewdotcom: HAHAHA
Please welcome Betty to the Krew household
2 Comments Published by JKREW on Saturday, March 25, 2006 at 5:13 PM.
Hooray!
1985 VW Golf GT with 54k original miles and PRISTINE interior.
(please note Kate's sweet, sweet ass.
1985 VW Golf GT with 54k original miles and PRISTINE interior.
(please note Kate's sweet, sweet ass.
Hey folks. I've decided to take a small break from the blog and int0rwebs for a bit as life and web have sort of melded together lately.
I will, instead, be focusing on the following (not in any particular order):
• spring
• kate
• me
• being a better designer
No worries though, I will be back soon. Pictures and random ramblings will probably make it to the blog, just not at the same frequency as you have been accustomed to.
Cheers!
- Jason
p.s. go outside!
I will, instead, be focusing on the following (not in any particular order):
• spring
• kate
• me
• being a better designer
No worries though, I will be back soon. Pictures and random ramblings will probably make it to the blog, just not at the same frequency as you have been accustomed to.
Cheers!
- Jason
p.s. go outside!
Girls are made of cinnamon and puppies
1 Comments Published by JKREW on Friday, March 17, 2006 at 12:21 PM.
erin: tell your gf that i'm hungry and want to eat now
jkrewdotcom: no nooners with my GF ok?
erin: i'll be eating chipotle, not her snatch
jkrewdotcom: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
best quote ever
erin: felt like a good time to say snatch
i've been using it a lot lately
jkrewdotcom: god bless ya erin
jkrewdotcom: no nooners with my GF ok?
erin: i'll be eating chipotle, not her snatch
jkrewdotcom: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
best quote ever
erin: felt like a good time to say snatch
i've been using it a lot lately
jkrewdotcom: god bless ya erin
Nothing beats a lovely Dave Grohl, Jack Black AND the fancy schmancy boys from Queens of the Stone Age rocking together in a video.
*devils hand*
Click me for EAGLES OF DEATH METAL!!!
*devils hand*
Click me for EAGLES OF DEATH METAL!!!
This is my kind of porno...
754BHP Stage 4 Twin Turbo R32
God damn this is the hotness. Lets see here:
2005 VW R32: $25k
Stage 4 kit: $15-20k
Clutch that can handle said power plus odds and ends (I am being generous): $10-15k
= $60k
Lamborghini/Ferrari/Porsche Carrera GT that make half that power and aren't AWD: $180,000 - 500,000
Now are you all getting it?
754BHP Stage 4 Twin Turbo R32
God damn this is the hotness. Lets see here:
2005 VW R32: $25k
Stage 4 kit: $15-20k
Clutch that can handle said power plus odds and ends (I am being generous): $10-15k
= $60k
Lamborghini/Ferrari/Porsche Carrera GT that make half that power and aren't AWD: $180,000 - 500,000
Now are you all getting it?
Yes please.
So I have this second mom. Well yeah, fuck that, that's what I call her so that's what she is. She was my real-deal kindergarten teacher who became best friends with my mom and from then on to this very day, she will always be Mrs. Stark. She basically was my second parent and I wouldn't have had it any other way.
Anyhoo, she has this pesky problem with getting cancer all over her body since I can remember but each and every time, she kicks the shit out of it. About 2 years ago she was diagnosed with evil, evil cancer and when I heard, I bought one of those cheesy LiveSTRONG bracelets (before they were popular thankyouverymuch =p). I wore it every single day until one night it was ripped while wrestling with a red-haired and freckled irish gal named Molly. Now granted, we had both devoured a bottle of wine between the two of us but god damn if she didn't sew it back like a champ in 2-3 minutes at 3 in the morning.
It's been almost two years to the day and the stitching was finally going so I tried to fix it today. It took me almost an hour to do so, several puncture wounds to the thigh and thumb and one needle through the finger but it's back to all it's glory (see figure 14b).
(figure 14b)
Now the reason I write this story is that not only was I never meant to sew, something funny happened when it was ripped. The next morning I was told her t-cell count went horrible down causing her a trip to the hospital if memory serves. I also have been burning a candle for her for almost two years straight. Every single time I come home and it has burned out before I could light a new one, I received bad news within 24 hours.
The lesson...? Shit happens in mysterious ways folks. You may not believe it but I am firm believer that there is something up there looking out for us all.
And don't worry Mrs. S, the bracelet is 250% stronger now. Just like you.
Anyhoo, she has this pesky problem with getting cancer all over her body since I can remember but each and every time, she kicks the shit out of it. About 2 years ago she was diagnosed with evil, evil cancer and when I heard, I bought one of those cheesy LiveSTRONG bracelets (before they were popular thankyouverymuch =p). I wore it every single day until one night it was ripped while wrestling with a red-haired and freckled irish gal named Molly. Now granted, we had both devoured a bottle of wine between the two of us but god damn if she didn't sew it back like a champ in 2-3 minutes at 3 in the morning.
It's been almost two years to the day and the stitching was finally going so I tried to fix it today. It took me almost an hour to do so, several puncture wounds to the thigh and thumb and one needle through the finger but it's back to all it's glory (see figure 14b).
(figure 14b)
Now the reason I write this story is that not only was I never meant to sew, something funny happened when it was ripped. The next morning I was told her t-cell count went horrible down causing her a trip to the hospital if memory serves. I also have been burning a candle for her for almost two years straight. Every single time I come home and it has burned out before I could light a new one, I received bad news within 24 hours.
The lesson...? Shit happens in mysterious ways folks. You may not believe it but I am firm believer that there is something up there looking out for us all.
And don't worry Mrs. S, the bracelet is 250% stronger now. Just like you.
Hottest temperature on Earth
Scientists at Sandia National Laboratory generated temperatures of greater than 2 billion degrees Kelvin, hotter than the interior of the sun. To do it, they fired up their Z Machine accelerator, seen here in operation, to produce incredibly hot plasmas.
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that's a damn good question. since my blog is down I think I'll blog in here today. haha just kidding! I wouldn't want to tarnish Jason's blog.
the weather is such a tease today, we need to go to the beach. STAT.
the weather is such a tease today, we need to go to the beach. STAT.
I'll just verbally let it all go here so bare with me folks...
*clears throat
• the new trend of commuters who think towing a rolling carry-on piece of luggage to work is a good idea. This trend is mainly used by women which is another plus because a woman's height combined with her dragging along a piece of luggage equals a general walking footprint area of about 6 square feet all around. This is such a great idea for me because when you are in a crowded fucking mass of people trying to exit a metro stop, the best thing in the world is to be behind a snail-paced bitch who thinks she owns the whole platform.
To combat this, I have taken it upon myself to start the following game:
- 1 point for kicking the rolling bag
- 2 points if she turns around to scowl
- 5 points (and this takes practice) is to kick it on the side wheel and actually tip it over so the woman drags it by accident.
- 20 points if the overturned bag trips someone else
• indian people. Not the scalping kind, the curry-smelling bastards who think it's ok to push, butt-in, and cut anyone they feel like off just to get off the bus or train quicker. Now I am no racist but I have noticed in the past few weeks that if I am ever bumped, pushed or triped, it is from a fucking indian. EACH AND EVERY FUCKING TIME. Maybe they are used to dense population in their home towns. Maybe they are ok with not bathing on a regular basis. Maybe they are just fucking rude bastards who need to get the fuck out of my way.
• beggers.
- There is a woman who stands in front of the local Starfucks on a daily basis and begs for food. She has nicer Pumas than I do. Case closed.
- There are two guys who stand RIGHT NEXT TO THE DOOR at McDonalds and ask for money as soon as you come out. Like, you have to walk around them to get in and out of the door and when you tell them no, they get pissy. GO GET A JOB YOU FUCK!? How's that for an idea. You are wearing Jay-Z wear. Obviously, begging is paying the rent.
That's it for today. God bless.
*clears throat
• the new trend of commuters who think towing a rolling carry-on piece of luggage to work is a good idea. This trend is mainly used by women which is another plus because a woman's height combined with her dragging along a piece of luggage equals a general walking footprint area of about 6 square feet all around. This is such a great idea for me because when you are in a crowded fucking mass of people trying to exit a metro stop, the best thing in the world is to be behind a snail-paced bitch who thinks she owns the whole platform.
To combat this, I have taken it upon myself to start the following game:
- 1 point for kicking the rolling bag
- 2 points if she turns around to scowl
- 5 points (and this takes practice) is to kick it on the side wheel and actually tip it over so the woman drags it by accident.
- 20 points if the overturned bag trips someone else
• indian people. Not the scalping kind, the curry-smelling bastards who think it's ok to push, butt-in, and cut anyone they feel like off just to get off the bus or train quicker. Now I am no racist but I have noticed in the past few weeks that if I am ever bumped, pushed or triped, it is from a fucking indian. EACH AND EVERY FUCKING TIME. Maybe they are used to dense population in their home towns. Maybe they are ok with not bathing on a regular basis. Maybe they are just fucking rude bastards who need to get the fuck out of my way.
• beggers.
- There is a woman who stands in front of the local Starfucks on a daily basis and begs for food. She has nicer Pumas than I do. Case closed.
- There are two guys who stand RIGHT NEXT TO THE DOOR at McDonalds and ask for money as soon as you come out. Like, you have to walk around them to get in and out of the door and when you tell them no, they get pissy. GO GET A JOB YOU FUCK!? How's that for an idea. You are wearing Jay-Z wear. Obviously, begging is paying the rent.
That's it for today. God bless.
Do you ever listen to a cd you haven't listened to in many many years and as soon as it starts it reminds you of certain feelings that you experienced while listening to said cd from back in the day?
I know, total stoner comment. My apologies.
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God bless you Keoki. This reminds me of when I was still in high school (yes, I am old and yes, I bought this CD in 1994... mp3 huh?) and I had this piece of shit CRX that was pretty much the best thing in the world to me at the time. I drove the shit out of that thing for hours upon hours on end.
There was this road where I lived that was sort of the main drag spanning from DC to the boonies in farmland Maryland and for the last 30+ miles of it, it was a two-lane road leading to the boonies. I would skip school to drive this road at least once a week just to sort of clear my head when it was needed. 22 miles on the nose from my door step to the end of the road. I could drive it blindfolded. I don't think I ever went the speed limit and often tried to see if I could do the whole thing without touching the brakes.
I once made it the whole length in 16 minutes.
(Distance=rateXtime = a mean speed of 100+ MPH) (thanks for the math lesson erin =) And mom, you're the one who thought the SI model was a good idea. So in theory, I blame my speeding ticket history on you hahaha)
Then it was off to college where the CD would be played et nauseum under black light to all hours of the night. I dunno where I'm going with this but god damn does it feel good to listen to it again. The funny thing is, most dance/electronica/house music gets severely dated over time, sometimes having a shelf life of a few years as technology and samples progress but surprisngly, this CD still rocks the house.
Maybe that's why keoki was such a cocky bastard afterall?
I know, total stoner comment. My apologies.
Amazon link
God bless you Keoki. This reminds me of when I was still in high school (yes, I am old and yes, I bought this CD in 1994... mp3 huh?) and I had this piece of shit CRX that was pretty much the best thing in the world to me at the time. I drove the shit out of that thing for hours upon hours on end.
There was this road where I lived that was sort of the main drag spanning from DC to the boonies in farmland Maryland and for the last 30+ miles of it, it was a two-lane road leading to the boonies. I would skip school to drive this road at least once a week just to sort of clear my head when it was needed. 22 miles on the nose from my door step to the end of the road. I could drive it blindfolded. I don't think I ever went the speed limit and often tried to see if I could do the whole thing without touching the brakes.
I once made it the whole length in 16 minutes.
(Distance=rateXtime = a mean speed of 100+ MPH) (thanks for the math lesson erin =) And mom, you're the one who thought the SI model was a good idea. So in theory, I blame my speeding ticket history on you hahaha)
Then it was off to college where the CD would be played et nauseum under black light to all hours of the night. I dunno where I'm going with this but god damn does it feel good to listen to it again. The funny thing is, most dance/electronica/house music gets severely dated over time, sometimes having a shelf life of a few years as technology and samples progress but surprisngly, this CD still rocks the house.
Maybe that's why keoki was such a cocky bastard afterall?
God I feel so lost right now. I hate this feeling. Better living through chemistry my ass.
news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060308/
The American Medical Association is warning girls not to go wild during spring break. All but confirming what goes on in those "Girls Gone Wild" videos, 83 percent of college women and graduates surveyed by the AMA said spring break involves heavier-than-usual drinking, and 74 percent said the break results in increased sexual activity.
The American Medical Association is warning girls not to go wild during spring break. All but confirming what goes on in those "Girls Gone Wild" videos, 83 percent of college women and graduates surveyed by the AMA said spring break involves heavier-than-usual drinking, and 74 percent said the break results in increased sexual activity.
As I am a fanboy for borf of DC/VA fame and who got arrested last summer, this is a brilliant way to get the name out. Good for them.
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As most of you know me personally, you know that I often have a flair for the dramatic. Well I was watching GMA this morning while getting ready for work and they had a segment about human RFID (Radio Frequency Identification) implants into a couple.
Being permanently attached to a computer for the past several years, I have been following the news of a Amal Graafstra and his journey through the new technology. (Videos and pics not for the squeamish)
So, looking into this technology more, it is essentially a chip, implanted by syringe or incision, and then "read" by a reader interface. Boring sure, but when implemented into opening doors by the wave of a hand or starting your car simply by sitting in your car, the possibilities are limitless!
So, being that my roommate is an Army EMT and hospital nurse, I have a full kitchen of alcohol and just enough balls to do it, we shall see what the following weeks hold.
More info here: Click me
Being permanently attached to a computer for the past several years, I have been following the news of a Amal Graafstra and his journey through the new technology. (Videos and pics not for the squeamish)
So, looking into this technology more, it is essentially a chip, implanted by syringe or incision, and then "read" by a reader interface. Boring sure, but when implemented into opening doors by the wave of a hand or starting your car simply by sitting in your car, the possibilities are limitless!
So, being that my roommate is an Army EMT and hospital nurse, I have a full kitchen of alcohol and just enough balls to do it, we shall see what the following weeks hold.
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When a recipe calls for milk, it would behoove you not to replace said milk with butter when no milk is available in the fridge. Now I know what you are all thinking, "Why JKREW, surely butter could replace milk right? It's all dairy in the end right?"
No my friends, it will not. I will now try to rock back and forth for the next 2 hours trying to shit out a baby cow.
Thank you and good night.
No my friends, it will not. I will now try to rock back and forth for the next 2 hours trying to shit out a baby cow.
Thank you and good night.
jkrewdotcom: as a person with boobs, do you like this?
careysutra: too plain for me
but i mean whats not to like ya know
its so simple
jkrewdotcom: oh so it will be perfect for anyone else. YES
careysutra: hahahaha
you cant go wrong with that though ya know
its a simple band with a rock in a 6 prong setting
jkrewdotcom: word
careysutra: but you know me
i like the bling
hahahaa
careysutra:
thats what i want
hahaha
jkrewdotcom: yeah, thats just about the gaudiest ring I have ever seen. Looks like a 90 year old jewish woman should wear that
careysutra: shit is the hotness...im not a fan of simple bands...and i love asscher cut
theres no way you can call that gaudy
its actually pretty plain to me
there are some uglyyyyy rings out there
jkrewdotcom: ugh, thats so tacky though dude!
there is nothing timeless about that shit hahaha
careysutra: well yours is boring so ha
jkrewdotcom: haha mine is ralph lauren, yours is bebe
careysutra: yours is old money and mine is new money
your classy and expensive...im flashy and expensive
jkrewdotcom: mine is hamptons, yours is ATL durty durty
careysutra: hahaha yours is hamptons mine is st. tropez
jkrewdotcom: hahaha me = mozart you = 3 6 mafia
careysutra: hahahahahhahahahah
jkrewdotcom: ok, I gotta go drop a deuce. All this talk about rings is making my stomach and wallet all upset.
careysutra: hahahahahaha
alright have fun
jkrewdotcom: hopefully if I squeeze hard enough i can produce that ring for you. I think I saw Lil John wear it on his teeth last week.
careysutra: too plain for me
but i mean whats not to like ya know
its so simple
jkrewdotcom: oh so it will be perfect for anyone else. YES
careysutra: hahahaha
you cant go wrong with that though ya know
its a simple band with a rock in a 6 prong setting
jkrewdotcom: word
careysutra: but you know me
i like the bling
hahahaa
careysutra:
thats what i want
hahaha
jkrewdotcom: yeah, thats just about the gaudiest ring I have ever seen. Looks like a 90 year old jewish woman should wear that
careysutra: shit is the hotness...im not a fan of simple bands...and i love asscher cut
theres no way you can call that gaudy
its actually pretty plain to me
there are some uglyyyyy rings out there
jkrewdotcom: ugh, thats so tacky though dude!
there is nothing timeless about that shit hahaha
careysutra: well yours is boring so ha
jkrewdotcom: haha mine is ralph lauren, yours is bebe
careysutra: yours is old money and mine is new money
your classy and expensive...im flashy and expensive
jkrewdotcom: mine is hamptons, yours is ATL durty durty
careysutra: hahaha yours is hamptons mine is st. tropez
jkrewdotcom: hahaha me = mozart you = 3 6 mafia
careysutra: hahahahahhahahahah
jkrewdotcom: ok, I gotta go drop a deuce. All this talk about rings is making my stomach and wallet all upset.
careysutra: hahahahahaha
alright have fun
jkrewdotcom: hopefully if I squeeze hard enough i can produce that ring for you. I think I saw Lil John wear it on his teeth last week.
Brokeback UNLEASHED!!!
A pre-Oscar bash transforms Jake Gyllenhaal into a kissing, cackling, joking beast. Just the way we like him. Not even the blinding smiles of Ang Lee, William Hurt, or Uma Thurman could tame the Gyllenwolf.
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A pre-Oscar bash transforms Jake Gyllenhaal into a kissing, cackling, joking beast. Just the way we like him. Not even the blinding smiles of Ang Lee, William Hurt, or Uma Thurman could tame the Gyllenwolf.
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