Not everyday you hear this over AIM...
misskate: no no
i have a friend that's a mexican goth trannie prostitute
JKREW: ... 0_o
misskate: no no
i have a friend that's a mexican goth trannie prostitute
JKREW: ... 0_o
If you know me well, then you know of my intense disdain for The Killers. It's actually not even a disdain, it's more of a burning hatred that is more intense than a thousand dying suns. I HATE THE KILLERS. HATE HATE HATE. Why? Well, it's a long story but in short, I just hate them. I hope their tourbus veers off a cliff and crashes into a busload of nuns who are taking care of orphans who are holding three newborn puppies a piece.
Anyways, there is this "band" called The Bravery. They are finally showing up on the radar of mainstream music. I am just going down on record that I am making it my own personal quest to destroy this band. I officially declare jihad on them. You shouldn't listen to them. If you see them walking down the street, you should run your car into them. They aren't new, they aren't anything special and when you hear them on the radio in the next few months, just know that they were "hip" and "cool" two years ago, you just never heard them because you aren't "hip" and "cool".
Please, join me in my jihad.
Thank you and God bless.
A photo of them so you know who to assasinate:
Anyways, there is this "band" called The Bravery. They are finally showing up on the radar of mainstream music. I am just going down on record that I am making it my own personal quest to destroy this band. I officially declare jihad on them. You shouldn't listen to them. If you see them walking down the street, you should run your car into them. They aren't new, they aren't anything special and when you hear them on the radio in the next few months, just know that they were "hip" and "cool" two years ago, you just never heard them because you aren't "hip" and "cool".
Please, join me in my jihad.
Thank you and God bless.
A photo of them so you know who to assasinate:
Here's an example of the hotties ol' Kevin could have laid the smack down on, instead of Winnie Cooper:
Yes, that's Alicia "I fell off the face of the earth" Silverstone
Click me
Yes, that's Alicia "I fell off the face of the earth" Silverstone
Click me
Oh Paris why? Ok, I can forgive the god awful pants. Did you get your capri's stuck in the desposal or something but the why the PSP? WHY PARIS WHY?!
*sigh
*sigh
I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the turning of the seasons or that daylight savings time is soon upon us but something is in the air. Every single human being with a vagina in my life is going cookoo as of late.
I'll try to explain... for the past week, my mom and I have been talking lately. A LOT. More than in the past at least and she has taken it upon herself to give me advice about my girlfriend which is both good and bad. In doing so, she brings up comparisons of my last long-term girlfriend and it bugs me out. She means well but it hurts a little but god bless her, she gives good advice and I'm glad I have her. My mom talks just like me. We have an enormous love for cutting people off mid conversation or cockblocking them all together. I got it from her so I can't give her any shit but when we get into conversations over the phone, it's like trying to put two magnets together and the convo is pretty much "blah blah blah BUT I blah blah blah BUT blah blah blah YOU SEE THE blah blah blah" etc.
Anyways, that was a bad example, forget I said any of that. She's not that batty. Well, not battier than her son.
I come home last night after getting a new hood for my car. Stoner Dave is unfortunately out of town and I need someone to hold the damn flashlight while I put my hood on. Of course I go to the next solution being that my dog doesn't have thumbs, I go downstairs and ask the 20-something girl to help me out. She's a cool girl. 26ish and living with a 36ish woman. She often acts older than she is due to her roommate but deep down inside, I know she is still crazy trying not to mature by boozing it up, going out etc etc. I walk into her house and her ex boyfriend is there. I didn't want to interrupt but needed her help, I asked for her assistance. She said she would be down in 2 minutes so I go outside and prep my car and wait for her. Finally, she comes running out and I notice that she is all dressed up in cute-mode and she's rolling her eyes as she walks towards me. She tells me that the guy dumped her a week ago for unknown reasons and he is just coming over to "talk and get back his stuff" so her plan is to look really good, cook him a great dinner, show him what he is missing, hopefully get back with him just so she can break up with him.
Ok, I'll bold that for you readers... She wants to get back with him just so she can break up with him. Yes, it was a Seinfeld episode folks but I now have proof that it's true in vagina-land. Wow. Um, ok. She hated this dude a month ago, wouldn't put out for him and wanted to dump him but now that he made the pre-emptive dump making her the dumpee, she want to change that, become the girlfriend again and then turn tables to be the dumper. WTF? I tell her she's crazy, finish my hood and watch as she runs back to her condo.
Next vagina. This one will be short.
She's pretty much my best friend, just became single, told me she didn't want to ever date anyone for awhile and then randomly hooked up with someone and is now his girlfriend without the label. Oh and then she duffed me re: being my roommate. Yeah, you know who you are. I hate you. We still on for lunch today? *does call me hand gesture
Lastly, ohhhhh kate. You're batty. Nuttier than a fruitcake. You think too much. Stop. It's going to give you ulcers on top of ulcers. I'm not even going to get into it here but maybe we can try to talk about it over a beer or eight. Stop thinking. Everything is ok. No worries. It's cool. No problems. No emergency.
Man, this blog sucked. My bad. I'll try harder tomorrow.
I'll try to explain... for the past week, my mom and I have been talking lately. A LOT. More than in the past at least and she has taken it upon herself to give me advice about my girlfriend which is both good and bad. In doing so, she brings up comparisons of my last long-term girlfriend and it bugs me out. She means well but it hurts a little but god bless her, she gives good advice and I'm glad I have her. My mom talks just like me. We have an enormous love for cutting people off mid conversation or cockblocking them all together. I got it from her so I can't give her any shit but when we get into conversations over the phone, it's like trying to put two magnets together and the convo is pretty much "blah blah blah BUT I blah blah blah BUT blah blah blah YOU SEE THE blah blah blah" etc.
Anyways, that was a bad example, forget I said any of that. She's not that batty. Well, not battier than her son.
I come home last night after getting a new hood for my car. Stoner Dave is unfortunately out of town and I need someone to hold the damn flashlight while I put my hood on. Of course I go to the next solution being that my dog doesn't have thumbs, I go downstairs and ask the 20-something girl to help me out. She's a cool girl. 26ish and living with a 36ish woman. She often acts older than she is due to her roommate but deep down inside, I know she is still crazy trying not to mature by boozing it up, going out etc etc. I walk into her house and her ex boyfriend is there. I didn't want to interrupt but needed her help, I asked for her assistance. She said she would be down in 2 minutes so I go outside and prep my car and wait for her. Finally, she comes running out and I notice that she is all dressed up in cute-mode and she's rolling her eyes as she walks towards me. She tells me that the guy dumped her a week ago for unknown reasons and he is just coming over to "talk and get back his stuff" so her plan is to look really good, cook him a great dinner, show him what he is missing, hopefully get back with him just so she can break up with him.
Ok, I'll bold that for you readers... She wants to get back with him just so she can break up with him. Yes, it was a Seinfeld episode folks but I now have proof that it's true in vagina-land. Wow. Um, ok. She hated this dude a month ago, wouldn't put out for him and wanted to dump him but now that he made the pre-emptive dump making her the dumpee, she want to change that, become the girlfriend again and then turn tables to be the dumper. WTF? I tell her she's crazy, finish my hood and watch as she runs back to her condo.
Next vagina. This one will be short.
She's pretty much my best friend, just became single, told me she didn't want to ever date anyone for awhile and then randomly hooked up with someone and is now his girlfriend without the label. Oh and then she duffed me re: being my roommate. Yeah, you know who you are. I hate you. We still on for lunch today? *does call me hand gesture
Lastly, ohhhhh kate. You're batty. Nuttier than a fruitcake. You think too much. Stop. It's going to give you ulcers on top of ulcers. I'm not even going to get into it here but maybe we can try to talk about it over a beer or eight. Stop thinking. Everything is ok. No worries. It's cool. No problems. No emergency.
Man, this blog sucked. My bad. I'll try harder tomorrow.
mmmmm Dara. =)
So some dame came up to me at rich tysons today and asked me if I was represented by anyone. Just like that. Nothing else. She was actually quite attractive and smartly dressed so I bit. I've dealt with models a few times in my advertising days so I guessed that was what she was talking about so I replied (only because my friends were there) by saying "Oh of course. Elite and Ford share me."
She didn't really laugh but still insisted on giving me her card and told me to call her soon. The card has an NYC office. Why the fuck is someone scouting in Tysons VA let alone coming up to me of all people. I had engine grease on my cheek (which I just found 20 minutes ago. How embarrasing.) And well, I'm not the prettiest thing in the book. From what my pretty-boy friend tells me, it's a fairly large firm, not those pay to model bullshit companies you hear about.
Meh, whatever. At least it made me look the dogs bollocks in front of my friends. I'll just let my girlfriend be the pretty one in this relationship.
She didn't really laugh but still insisted on giving me her card and told me to call her soon. The card has an NYC office. Why the fuck is someone scouting in Tysons VA let alone coming up to me of all people. I had engine grease on my cheek (which I just found 20 minutes ago. How embarrasing.) And well, I'm not the prettiest thing in the book. From what my pretty-boy friend tells me, it's a fairly large firm, not those pay to model bullshit companies you hear about.
Meh, whatever. At least it made me look the dogs bollocks in front of my friends. I'll just let my girlfriend be the pretty one in this relationship.
What a bunch of fucktards...
Police arrest duo for removing letters from cars
Police arrest duo for removing letters from cars
sometimes it's pretty cool having friends all over the world =)
robbie
3 mins
cunt of a thing woke me up again - I'm up now...(thanks for your concern whippet)
Cant wait till my lease is up, this building shakes like fuck every time theres an earthquake.
whippetboy
52 sec
I guessed at 8.2 on the Richter you'd be awake. It'll be the first time you made the earth move for Wicchuda in a while. ;-)
robbie
3 mins
cunt of a thing woke me up again - I'm up now...(thanks for your concern whippet)
Cant wait till my lease is up, this building shakes like fuck every time theres an earthquake.
whippetboy
52 sec
I guessed at 8.2 on the Richter you'd be awake. It'll be the first time you made the earth move for Wicchuda in a while. ;-)
misskate: I just found an image of our final stand.
and i htink it's worth sharing
http://www.asia.si.edu/collections/zoom/F1902.251.jpg
you're the little fat bald one of course
GROSS look at your leg rolls
JKREW: nice crossed eyes nerd
misskate: nice chops
JKREW: I'm a hipster, what can I say
misskate: hipsters don't go bald
JKREW: your sword isn't even unsheathed!!!
way to swordfight, loser
misskate: yeah i dont NEED to unsheathe my sword. i'm THAT powerfull.
JKREW: shit, I don't even need to USE my swords. I willed you to lose with my devastatingly handsome looks, hairstyle and fat leg rolls
misskate: no way. you're obviously losing that battle already.
JKREW: I'm lulling you into a flase sense of security
misskate: there will be no glorious comeback either
hardly
you just can't move fast enough
your leg rolls are slowin you down
JKREW: dude, you are such the queen. You are trying to bitch hit me with your neiman and bloomies bags
misskate: big deal, i fight dirty but i win
and i THINK what's really going on there is a just pulled your armor off
JKREW: whatever
misskate: from the title, "The armor-pulling scene"
JKREW: that means nothing, actually that is code for "JKREW serves fat kate-san on a platter"
misskate: yeaah right
and i htink it's worth sharing
http://www.asia.si.edu/collections/zoom/F1902.251.jpg
you're the little fat bald one of course
GROSS look at your leg rolls
JKREW: nice crossed eyes nerd
misskate: nice chops
JKREW: I'm a hipster, what can I say
misskate: hipsters don't go bald
JKREW: your sword isn't even unsheathed!!!
way to swordfight, loser
misskate: yeah i dont NEED to unsheathe my sword. i'm THAT powerfull.
JKREW: shit, I don't even need to USE my swords. I willed you to lose with my devastatingly handsome looks, hairstyle and fat leg rolls
misskate: no way. you're obviously losing that battle already.
JKREW: I'm lulling you into a flase sense of security
misskate: there will be no glorious comeback either
hardly
you just can't move fast enough
your leg rolls are slowin you down
JKREW: dude, you are such the queen. You are trying to bitch hit me with your neiman and bloomies bags
misskate: big deal, i fight dirty but i win
and i THINK what's really going on there is a just pulled your armor off
JKREW: whatever
misskate: from the title, "The armor-pulling scene"
JKREW: that means nothing, actually that is code for "JKREW serves fat kate-san on a platter"
misskate: yeaah right
Twin turbo .:R32 engine in a beetle. Good lord. Imagine running 11's in a bitch car smoking any Italian horse and bull on the road?
*passes out
I couldn't fit a pube in that engine bay
*passes out
I couldn't fit a pube in that engine bay
How dope is this?
Dude has inserted an RFID chip into his hand so he can automatically open his car's locks.
Flickr Photos of operation
Dude has inserted an RFID chip into his hand so he can automatically open his car's locks.
Flickr Photos of operation
Not only did you get a fresh n' hot helping of PWNcakes, you got them served to you by a mule.
How you like them apples king of the jungle!
Click here
How you like them apples king of the jungle!
Click here
JKREW: how about a golden shepard golden pendant?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=15134&item=4977513132&rd=1
misskate: a golden shepard!!
that's a rare breed
JKREW: I know, they have super powers
misskate: wow
i'm getting one
tomorrow
JKREW: they eat small dogs though
misskate: not if you train them
JKREW: you can't train them. The super powers prevent that
they can shoot laser beams though which is sort of a trade-off
misskate: i can
YOU HAVE TO TRAIN THEM!
wow
i got excited
JKREW: YOU CAN'T TRAIN THEM. YOU CAN ONLY HOPE TO UNDERSTAND THEM
misskate: or they'lll shoot you with their lasers
wrong
YOU'RE WRONG!!!
JKREW: ok, hold on. Who knew about the super powers thing in the first place?
misskate: but the real question is
can they do this
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=9389803&imageID=59221281&Mytoken=20050324134652
JKREW: psh, they have ears that actually get 3 times that size so they can fly
misskate: oh
yeah
right
JKREW: don't mock the golden shepard dude
misskate: hehe
it makes me giggle
JKREW: oh and the best part about them?
they poop skittles
misskate: too far
JKREW: no way, it's totally true
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=15134&item=4977513132&rd=1
misskate: a golden shepard!!
that's a rare breed
JKREW: I know, they have super powers
misskate: wow
i'm getting one
tomorrow
JKREW: they eat small dogs though
misskate: not if you train them
JKREW: you can't train them. The super powers prevent that
they can shoot laser beams though which is sort of a trade-off
misskate: i can
YOU HAVE TO TRAIN THEM!
wow
i got excited
JKREW: YOU CAN'T TRAIN THEM. YOU CAN ONLY HOPE TO UNDERSTAND THEM
misskate: or they'lll shoot you with their lasers
wrong
YOU'RE WRONG!!!
JKREW: ok, hold on. Who knew about the super powers thing in the first place?
misskate: but the real question is
can they do this
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=9389803&imageID=59221281&Mytoken=20050324134652
JKREW: psh, they have ears that actually get 3 times that size so they can fly
misskate: oh
yeah
right
JKREW: don't mock the golden shepard dude
misskate: hehe
it makes me giggle
JKREW: oh and the best part about them?
they poop skittles
misskate: too far
JKREW: no way, it's totally true
So yeah, another wonderfully stress-free day. I go to work, I get stuck with an ad which is fine because I can't remember the last time I did
a) anything involving a real ad (hey, remember my work experience boss? Oh yeah, I worked at the #1 ad agency in the world.)
and
b) something that didn't have an AOL logo on it.
So I'm working (with everyone behind my back, again) and doing my thing. No copy? Not a problem. No idea of the trim size? Not a problem. No working files from the last ad WE did and should have to work from? Not a problem. Need this by lunch? Sure thing. NOT A PROBLEM. I'm still excited to show everyone what I can do.
I am interrupted again as I always am midway through a project so I hand it off to one of my bosses while I work on the other project. I finish.
"Hey Boss, can I grab some takeout real quick while you work because I know we need to get this out today?"
"Sure, go for it."
Mind you, I already canceled lunch plans for this project...
I go get food and get a call 5 mins later from Boss #2.
"You shouldn't have left! You have a project to do."
"Um, I asked Boss #1, I will be right back. We will be fine. He took over temporarily while I finished job #2"
"Whatever. Do what you need to do. *insert guilt here*"
Click.
I hurry back and take over project, not eating lunch and get it out to client. Fine. My food is cold and congealed. I throw lunch away. We get changes. I make changes. We get more changes. I make changes again. Everyone has eaten. I would like to eat but I have to work. If I eat while I work, I get sick as well as not get work done.
It's finally done. Wait, remember the size we were working with? Well, it is now a different size. Oh and make the shirt less wrinkly. Oh, and add a belt. WTF? The only saving grace of the day is Cindy making me laugh and me laughing at Dain's jokes. The bosses started easing up once shit was getting finalized but I feel it could and should have been handled better. This is more of a family than a business and employees/family members should be treated with respect, not as red-headed 4 year olds who don't know what they are doing. I love my bosses to death but when some of them are off, they are really off.
Everything gets done. It gets approved. I leave. 50 yards from my office, my car shuts down. No coolant. Empty. I fill it up. I drive off. Car shuts down again. I get out and scream at my car about to break down with her. I go to gas station and find leak. I buy pack of JB Weld and repair leak. I get my 40oz. bottle of sanity and now I have decided that I will drink until I don't feel while listening to house music tonight.
Lindsay and Jeff cannot come and pick me up any sooner. Let this day motherfucking end.
a) anything involving a real ad (hey, remember my work experience boss? Oh yeah, I worked at the #1 ad agency in the world.)
and
b) something that didn't have an AOL logo on it.
So I'm working (with everyone behind my back, again) and doing my thing. No copy? Not a problem. No idea of the trim size? Not a problem. No working files from the last ad WE did and should have to work from? Not a problem. Need this by lunch? Sure thing. NOT A PROBLEM. I'm still excited to show everyone what I can do.
I am interrupted again as I always am midway through a project so I hand it off to one of my bosses while I work on the other project. I finish.
"Hey Boss, can I grab some takeout real quick while you work because I know we need to get this out today?"
"Sure, go for it."
Mind you, I already canceled lunch plans for this project...
I go get food and get a call 5 mins later from Boss #2.
"You shouldn't have left! You have a project to do."
"Um, I asked Boss #1, I will be right back. We will be fine. He took over temporarily while I finished job #2"
"Whatever. Do what you need to do. *insert guilt here*"
Click.
I hurry back and take over project, not eating lunch and get it out to client. Fine. My food is cold and congealed. I throw lunch away. We get changes. I make changes. We get more changes. I make changes again. Everyone has eaten. I would like to eat but I have to work. If I eat while I work, I get sick as well as not get work done.
It's finally done. Wait, remember the size we were working with? Well, it is now a different size. Oh and make the shirt less wrinkly. Oh, and add a belt. WTF? The only saving grace of the day is Cindy making me laugh and me laughing at Dain's jokes. The bosses started easing up once shit was getting finalized but I feel it could and should have been handled better. This is more of a family than a business and employees/family members should be treated with respect, not as red-headed 4 year olds who don't know what they are doing. I love my bosses to death but when some of them are off, they are really off.
Everything gets done. It gets approved. I leave. 50 yards from my office, my car shuts down. No coolant. Empty. I fill it up. I drive off. Car shuts down again. I get out and scream at my car about to break down with her. I go to gas station and find leak. I buy pack of JB Weld and repair leak. I get my 40oz. bottle of sanity and now I have decided that I will drink until I don't feel while listening to house music tonight.
Lindsay and Jeff cannot come and pick me up any sooner. Let this day motherfucking end.
Well, here's his Blog. *yawn
and here's his posts on a Nazi board. *yawns again
So now that the dude posted on a Nazi board almost a YEAR ago, we all get to blame hitler and skinheads on why he killed all those kids? Why does everything have to be blamed on something so the general American public has something to point it's finger at? I hate this country. I hate the fact that everyone needs a Scooby Doo ending.
Yesterday, I read about people blaming guns. "If he didn't have access to a gun, he wouldn't have killed anyone." Ok, his pops was a cop. Can't have a cop without a gun so that fucks that option out the window.
"Fine, he was a Nazi. Nazi's hate people. That's why he did it." Um, Nazism is a set of beliefs just like Catholocism. Are Catholics bad(er) now too?
"He was picked on in school and was a loner." Wow, sounds like me in highschool. I didn't end up killing anyone though.
WTF people. I suppose this time, blaming Hitler is better than blaming Doom and Marilyn Manson but honestly, when are people going to realise that sometimes, people are fucking depressed, they hate their life and just decide to go batty in a final killing spree. Shit happens. People die.
and here's his posts on a Nazi board. *yawns again
So now that the dude posted on a Nazi board almost a YEAR ago, we all get to blame hitler and skinheads on why he killed all those kids? Why does everything have to be blamed on something so the general American public has something to point it's finger at? I hate this country. I hate the fact that everyone needs a Scooby Doo ending.
Yesterday, I read about people blaming guns. "If he didn't have access to a gun, he wouldn't have killed anyone." Ok, his pops was a cop. Can't have a cop without a gun so that fucks that option out the window.
"Fine, he was a Nazi. Nazi's hate people. That's why he did it." Um, Nazism is a set of beliefs just like Catholocism. Are Catholics bad(er) now too?
"He was picked on in school and was a loner." Wow, sounds like me in highschool. I didn't end up killing anyone though.
WTF people. I suppose this time, blaming Hitler is better than blaming Doom and Marilyn Manson but honestly, when are people going to realise that sometimes, people are fucking depressed, they hate their life and just decide to go batty in a final killing spree. Shit happens. People die.
Sarah finally has her own concert film coming out. It’s called 'Jesus is Magic' and you can see the trailer here.
release teh KREW or suffer the consequences foul scum!
Hey JKREW, how can you piss 3 grand away?
0 Comments Published by JKREW on Monday, March 21, 2005 at 6:20 PM.
By making a HD Sony flatscreen studio monitor into the coolest aquarium in the universe! That's how!
I'll keep ya updated =)
I'll keep ya updated =)
misskate: would you like to hear about how i slacked today ?
and we can compair
to see who slacked more
JKREW: ok go
misskate: i woke up at 12:30, got to work at 3, found ghost stuff for you, looked on ebay, checked my email, went to a 5 minute meeting about something i should have finished months ago and now i'm doing a crossword
i plan on leaving in about 20 minutes
JKREW: wow
misskate: and putting in my timeclock that i was here from 9-5
JKREW: does it add extra points that I don't have any pants on at the moment?
misskate: haha yes it does
JKREW: ok sweet
misskate: it adds 2
JKREW: yeah, the sleeping till 12:30 is pretty good.
I think I have met my doppleganger with boobs
and we can compair
to see who slacked more
JKREW: ok go
misskate: i woke up at 12:30, got to work at 3, found ghost stuff for you, looked on ebay, checked my email, went to a 5 minute meeting about something i should have finished months ago and now i'm doing a crossword
i plan on leaving in about 20 minutes
JKREW: wow
misskate: and putting in my timeclock that i was here from 9-5
JKREW: does it add extra points that I don't have any pants on at the moment?
misskate: haha yes it does
JKREW: ok sweet
misskate: it adds 2
JKREW: yeah, the sleeping till 12:30 is pretty good.
I think I have met my doppleganger with boobs
72,000 ladybugs for 70 bucks?! Man, I need to find some enemies STAT.
Unleash the fury on your friends house
Unleash the fury on your friends house
If you happen upon this site again, give me a ring (you got my number and email addy). I would like to set up a photo shoot. You all rock. =)
Dear Kate,
So I woke up around 1ish am completely naked and drooling on my pillow like a handicapped kid at recess. Um, how, wait, what the fuck? How did I get naked. Where is my other pillow? Why am I drooling this much? Why is it so dark in here? Anyways, um, thank you. I don't even remember you leaving I wish you could have stayed. =)
Sincerely,
JKREW
So I woke up around 1ish am completely naked and drooling on my pillow like a handicapped kid at recess. Um, how, wait, what the fuck? How did I get naked. Where is my other pillow? Why am I drooling this much? Why is it so dark in here? Anyways, um, thank you. I don't even remember you leaving I wish you could have stayed. =)
Sincerely,
JKREW
"Even if you’re hooked up enough to know that Interpol’s having their after-party at the Dark Room, “there’s always a secret after-party to the secret after-party that you’re not invited to,” says one downtown insider who - surprise! - asked not to be named.
“Unless you’re in Paul from Interpol’s living room and he’s like, ‘Can I go to bed now?’ you haven’t made it.”
The secret life of the secret hipster after-party
“Unless you’re in Paul from Interpol’s living room and he’s like, ‘Can I go to bed now?’ you haven’t made it.”
The secret life of the secret hipster after-party
Really, I have nothing to say here. Um. Ok, next blog please.
1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTIAN =)
2. Dear Kate, Paris Hilton will always come second to you.
Don't worry about her. You are the hottest girl in school and I only want to make out with you.
3. Dear Carey, he's not worth it.
I say you go out with Kate's brother. We can double date and shit! (Not shit together, you know what I mean you sicko.)
4. Check out Kate #2's site here ---> Click me
5. That's all I got for now.
2. Dear Kate, Paris Hilton will always come second to you.
Don't worry about her. You are the hottest girl in school and I only want to make out with you.
3. Dear Carey, he's not worth it.
I say you go out with Kate's brother. We can double date and shit! (Not shit together, you know what I mean you sicko.)
4. Check out Kate #2's site here ---> Click me
5. That's all I got for now.
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JKREW: ok, fav. sans serif font
misskate: if i was super dedicated i would go all out and get a doctorate in type
that's a tough call... if i HAD to it would probably be akidenz grotesque
cause it's super flexible with different peices
my fave serif is mrs eaves. even though it's semi hard to find an appropriate place for it
i just think it's really pretty
JKREW: haha wow, that is my second fav. font too =)
misskate: what's your fav?
JKREW: I looove House's Chalet Tokyo
misskate: oooh me too!!!!
i used it on the back of my teeshirt!!
JKREW: haha and news gothic and this new one I got called TheSans
I love Mrs eaves with a passion
um, I just got out of my trade gothic phase
misskate: i do like news gothic a lot
JKREW: and helvetica neue is always good for a quick romp in the sack
misskate: yeah
i try and steer clear of helvetica neue cause i feel like it's generic enough to work for a lot of stuff...but i'll search and search for something to fit a peice
JKREW: wow, we are fucking nerds
misskate: and come back to helvetica neue and it'll work every time
DUH!
JKREW: ok, fav. sans serif font
misskate: if i was super dedicated i would go all out and get a doctorate in type
that's a tough call... if i HAD to it would probably be akidenz grotesque
cause it's super flexible with different peices
my fave serif is mrs eaves. even though it's semi hard to find an appropriate place for it
i just think it's really pretty
JKREW: haha wow, that is my second fav. font too =)
misskate: what's your fav?
JKREW: I looove House's Chalet Tokyo
misskate: oooh me too!!!!
i used it on the back of my teeshirt!!
JKREW: haha and news gothic and this new one I got called TheSans
I love Mrs eaves with a passion
um, I just got out of my trade gothic phase
misskate: i do like news gothic a lot
JKREW: and helvetica neue is always good for a quick romp in the sack
misskate: yeah
i try and steer clear of helvetica neue cause i feel like it's generic enough to work for a lot of stuff...but i'll search and search for something to fit a peice
JKREW: wow, we are fucking nerds
misskate: and come back to helvetica neue and it'll work every time
DUH!
• Having an Irishman grow out of your crotch is fatal.
• You know that blue stuff in diaper commercials that's supposed to be urine or human waste? It's alien blood.
• There are doorbells in spaceships.
• All bridges for spaceships should have liquid nitrogen. Just in case.
• Some cultures find breasts terrifying.
• Aliens get horny after being knocked out.
Paris invades Mexico
Paris Hilton has been invading our country for the last week, first doing MTV’s Spring Break shows in Cancun, and now in Mexico City to promote her fragrance. She had scheduled an interview with Late-Night show “Otro Rollo” (the only Letterman/Leno-esque show in Mexico). At 12:00 a.m. exactly, host Adal Ramones announced Paris Hilton. The waiting turned into 30 minutes when he finally stated that after 10 years on-air (and guests such as Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, Bon Jovi, Will Smith, and other celebrities who are actually famous for something), this was the first star that had failed to appear. He said he didn’t want to blame “Paris directly, maybe it was a confusion caused by her people, but it has now been reported to us that she is at a bar, attending a party that was being given for her.”
Dad Accused Of Chuck E. Cheese Salad Theft Tasered By Police
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So a friend who was looking for subwoofers for his car, found this link in the speaker section of the UK ebay...
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Well, for 99 pence, who wouldn't buy that! I mean, look at how horrid those pictures are. I'm just dying to see how bad they get. Wish me luck, I'm the highest bidder. If I win, I'll litter the blog with them. Promise.
Sorry kate, I'm really not buying amateur soft-core here, it's all for humours sake =)
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Well, for 99 pence, who wouldn't buy that! I mean, look at how horrid those pictures are. I'm just dying to see how bad they get. Wish me luck, I'm the highest bidder. If I win, I'll litter the blog with them. Promise.
Sorry kate, I'm really not buying amateur soft-core here, it's all for humours sake =)
workisforjerks: What is this?
JKREW: I dunno, I'm downloading it too. It's getting all this hype and stuff
workisforjerks: Interesting.
JKREW: perfect scores in all these magazines
workisforjerks: Wow.
JKREW: yeah
I mean, it got three Goofusses in Highlights for Kids
that shit has to rock hard for that score
workisforjerks: HAHAHAHA!
So, wait, are you saying there's a "Highlights" that's NOT for kids?
JKREW: dude, we should totally make a Highlights for Hipsters
workisforjerks: That would rule.
JKREW: hahaha "Spot the 19 meshcaps and ironic t-shirts in the photo jumble"
workisforjerks: It could have a connect-the-dots that made the hellfire hand sign, or like, a skinny tie...
JKREW: hahaha
"Goofus wants to get a nautical star tattoo but Gallant knows it is played out."
workisforjerks: HAHAHA!
Damn, you remember an embarrassing amount about Highlights.
JKREW: Hey, how do you think I get the kids to come into my panel van?
workisforjerks: OH GOD.
JKREW: I dunno, I'm downloading it too. It's getting all this hype and stuff
workisforjerks: Interesting.
JKREW: perfect scores in all these magazines
workisforjerks: Wow.
JKREW: yeah
I mean, it got three Goofusses in Highlights for Kids
that shit has to rock hard for that score
workisforjerks: HAHAHAHA!
So, wait, are you saying there's a "Highlights" that's NOT for kids?
JKREW: dude, we should totally make a Highlights for Hipsters
workisforjerks: That would rule.
JKREW: hahaha "Spot the 19 meshcaps and ironic t-shirts in the photo jumble"
workisforjerks: It could have a connect-the-dots that made the hellfire hand sign, or like, a skinny tie...
JKREW: hahaha
"Goofus wants to get a nautical star tattoo but Gallant knows it is played out."
workisforjerks: HAHAHA!
Damn, you remember an embarrassing amount about Highlights.
JKREW: Hey, how do you think I get the kids to come into my panel van?
workisforjerks: OH GOD.
If you could only read my mind
You would know that things between us
Ain't right
I know your arms are open wide
But you're a little on the straight side
I can't lie
Your one vice
Is you're too nice
Come around now can you see
I want you
All tattooed
I want you bad
Complete me
Mistreat me
Want you to be bad
If you could only read my mind
You would know that I've been waiting
So long
For someone almost just like you
But with attitude, I'm waiting so come on
Get out of clothes time
Grow out those highlights
Come around now can you see
I want you
In a vinyl suit
I want you bad
Complicated
X-rated
I want you bad
Don't get me wrong
I know you're only being good
But that's what's wrong
I guess I just misunderstood
I want you
All tattooed
I want you bad
Complicated
X- rated
I want you bad
I mean it
I need it
I want you bad
You would know that things between us
Ain't right
I know your arms are open wide
But you're a little on the straight side
I can't lie
Your one vice
Is you're too nice
Come around now can you see
I want you
All tattooed
I want you bad
Complete me
Mistreat me
Want you to be bad
If you could only read my mind
You would know that I've been waiting
So long
For someone almost just like you
But with attitude, I'm waiting so come on
Get out of clothes time
Grow out those highlights
Come around now can you see
I want you
In a vinyl suit
I want you bad
Complicated
X-rated
I want you bad
Don't get me wrong
I know you're only being good
But that's what's wrong
I guess I just misunderstood
I want you
All tattooed
I want you bad
Complicated
X- rated
I want you bad
I mean it
I need it
I want you bad
My Dara in 3 months will look like this
1 Comments Published by JKREW on Monday, March 14, 2005 at 7:39 PM.
Minus the front mount and the fugly rear doors of course. A few other added goodies are in store as well. Man I can't wait to put her together for the next season. =)
