Oh, so real quick...

Thanks for not toasting us at our wedding.
Or paying for it for that matter.
Or even getting us a wedding gift.
Or talking to anyone outside of your clan.

Thanks for cementing the fact that you have no idea how foolish, immature and uncouth you are. (I mean, 100% of the people we talk to can't be wrong, right?)

Thanks for making Kate cry.
And giving her nightmares about you.

Thanks for making this difficult. I'm sure it will be just as easy as the days go on.

That's all you get from me. I don't really want to spend any more of my time being angry at you because you are you and we both know you aren't going to change.

It will be my pleasure to show you up, prove you wrong, and provide the best of everything I can offer of myself to her.

6 Responses to “Oh, so real quick...”

  1. # Anonymous Anonymous

    I get it.
    You and Kate are perfect.
    You and Kate are entitled.
    Kate's family is all evil and is responsible to pay your extortion demands.
    You are brilliant for putting your shit on the internet for the world to see.
    They are stupid fools for not putting their laundry on Front Street.
    Jason and Kate, get over yourselves and grow up.  

  2. # Blogger oh kate

    hahahaha you don't get it at all.

    and you won't. because these blogs are one sided. that's kind of how these blogs work. they're personal but not so personal that they divulge details that are meant to remain private. we learned our lesson with that one but still prefer to blog about what we want to.

    if you don't like it don't read it. there are other blogs to bitch on.  

  3. # Blogger Clancy

    I DO know both sides.
    They WERE jerks at the wedding.
    You and Kate DO deserve better.
    Scullysmom  

  4. # Anonymous Hollagraphik

    Rock on Clancy, rock on!!!  

  5. # Blogger Jonathan Rowny

    Man, that wedding cake was the bomb. Sorry that's way off topic. But seriously, I am still remembering it.  

  6. # Blogger Nicholas

    I missed cake?


    I always miss cake.


    Stupid terrorists.  

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