jkrew: kates gone for the week so I'm regressing back to my roots
uncledonald: yeah dawg thats the best
ManWeek
jkrew: 13 days till I'm married man. This is crazy
I plan to take up smoking and booze, not shaving, hardly showering and maybe going to work 50% of the week at best.
uncledonald: that sounds like heaven dude
so congrats
jkrew: *high fives
uncledonald: plus you get laid regularly hopefully
cant miss
win/win
you let yourself go, they keep looking good
jkrew: amen to that bruda

So yeah, I present to you, dear readers...



Five whole days without Kate. 120 hours. I have no idea what I'm going to do without her so I decided to embrace being kate-less as well as celebrate the fact that I have an entire week without my lady two weeks before getting married.

I intend to do all the crap Kate hates and get it all out of my system which may include but isn't limited to:

• drinking
• smoking
• hunting some sort of animal (with a gun, stick or other)
• watching The Big Lebowski or any movie with Nike Cage in it
• not shaving
• wearing whatever doesn't smell that bad from the laundry hamper
• pooping with the door open
• scratching of body parts while on the couch
• black market baby trafficking

Stay tuned!