Mah Belly

So while peeing today I looked down and noticed that my gut was less substantial than it was 6 months ago which is awesome but it's, of course, still there. Then I thought about being 15 and bugging the ever-loving shit out of my pops to buy me a set of Rollerblades. I was pretty much the first person in the state to get a pair as they were still really obscure hockey training equipment only being sold in one store in MD at the time. So after a few months I finally broke the old man down and I was the happy owner of a first gen pair of Rollerblades.

I used to skate at least 10 miles a day, everyday for damn near 3 years. Honestly, 2-3 hours a day. I built a launch ramp after the first month. I received a sweet double compound fracture because of them and was launching off the ramp a week after I got out of the hospital. I think I went through at least a dozen pairs of them not because I was wasteful, I simply just wore through them all.

Due to said exercise, that time of my life would mark the pinnacle of my good health. I was in the best shape I would ever be in. I was a cross country runner, soccer player, lacrosse player et al. Skating 20 miles after school wasn't an issue to me. But then I got my license and it all went down hill from there. I started smoking, I learned that skating wasn't as cool as driving and slowly but surely I traded in my skates for cars. My good health stayed with me for some time though just because I was blessed with a high metabolism and I didn't really drink until the end of my college career. I graduated and kept on drinking, quit with the exercise and the belly started to show it's ugly face.

So fast forward 6-7 years... I would say that the night before Kate was supposed to move in, I was in the worst shape of my entire life. It was pretty bad. I was depressed and eating and drinking my way to death. I wasn't obese but I wasn't close to being in shape either.

But now I'm somewhat happy. I'm getting into shape and always have to remind myself that I didn't get out-of-shape over night so I surely wouldn't get in-shape overnight either. It's just frustrating looking at myself in the mirror and actually caring for once. I'm mad that I let myself get this way because it's not who I am nor who I should be.

Plus I'm about to get married so I will have this hot soccermom wife to keep impressing so she won't leave my fat ass for the gardener.

2 Responses to “Mah Belly”

  1. # Blogger dankvwguy

    damn right you need to keep impressing her. She's gonna find some guy with a nicer GTI and an even bigger turbo and drop you like a terd.
    I was big on rollerblades back in the day, before BMX. I had a very expensive set of K2 rollerblades made for stunts and shit with the grind pads. I loved every minute i had with them. I still have them but they are a size 7 so i gotta really really cram my foot in there and can only wear them for about 30 seconds till my foot cramps up.....but oh the memories we had :P

    i need to get in shape myself, i stopped smoking pot a year and a month ago today and lost a CRAP load of weight, went from 200 to 160 in less then 2 months. felt great and i started playing soccer more often so my muscles got nice and fit as well. i fell back into pot every now and again and thanks to a VRT, a dog, and a ex g/f i dont have much free time :( any time i do have is spent studying for work....

    wat a bummer....but things can only get better for me right now :D  

  2. # Anonymous Anonymous

    Dude! I too am a ex-rollerblader...lets go out sometime and rollerblader together Blades-of-Glory style  

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