kate: bahahaahha, we should do this one:
We praise thee, O God of our fathers,
We praise thy name for ever and ever.
Let the heavens and all thy creation praise thee for ever.
Thou madest Adam, and Eve his wife to be his helper and support;
And those two were the parents of the human race.
This was thy word: ‘It is not good for the man to be alone;
Let us make him a helper like him.’
I now take this my beloved to wife,
Not out of lust but in true marriage.
Grant that she and I may find mercy and grow old together.
jkrew: *LUSTS AND DROPS PANTS
kate: I will be your helper!
these are the prayers they recommend http://www.io.com/~kellywp/YearABC/SpecServ/Marriage.html#Epistle1
but we don't have to do this if we don't want to
I have to admit I kind of like 1 corinthians 13:1-13
jkrew: ok, here's the thing. I can't think of a single person coming to the wedding who would read any of that and not start laughing
kate: adult kim would |:
your mom would
jkrew: yeah right. Mom would be the first one laughing!
OOH COLOSSIANS STOMP!!!
kate: ug why do I bother
jkrew: COLOSSIANS SMASH!
Oh crap, I didn't shake and now I have some epistle on my shorts. Damnit.
kate: you're a heathen
did I spell that right?
jkrew: Have you eaten at the Psalm yet? great food, horrible atmosphere.