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Subject: Sexy swinging couple ISO John Mayer (ok, not really)
From: "JKREW"
Date: Tue, March 25, 2008 9:09 am
To: john@johnmayer.com
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Dearest John Mayer,
Hey buddy, my name's Jason. I know that calling you buddy is a little presumptuous and what not but I assume that we would probably get along in real life so I'm just cutting to the chase. Anyhoo, the reason I'm writing to you today is fairly simple, I was wondering if you would play my wedding.
Now I know you are well beyond playing wedding gigs but I think that's what would be the funniest part about it. There you are, sitting in bumble fuck VA watching your buddy get married to his gal in a room of 30, they do the thing, a priest does his thing and all is said and good. BUT, who's that handsome guy in the corner who just came out of nowhere? Is that John Mayer? What the crap is John Mayer doing at a wedding playing a Journey cover?
Do you see where I'm going here? So with that being said, lets get down to business. I am prepared to offer you the following if you come on over and hang out with us and possibly play a song or two (in a clean bulleted list no less):
- airfare and accommodations while in Virginia (20 minutes from DC)
- sweet wedding food and an open bar
- smoking hot bridesmaids (even some of the Asian persuasion if that's your bag)
- I'll take you to the place where Kenny Wayne Shepherd beat up one of my friends in a bar fight
- all the DC nightlife you can take in while staying in town
So that's my pitch. The wedding's on June 14th in case you were remotely interested. Kate (the lil lady) would probably flip her shit if you showed up (as she plays your BWE chocolate rain clip at least once a week to my dismay. Ok, it was funny but come on, once a week?)
Enclosed is a pic from a recent shoot kate and her bridesmaid did for fun to send to a VW buddy of mine overseas just so you can see some potential hot bridesmaid action.
xoxo,
Jason Kress
www.jkrew.com
Subject: Sexy swinging couple ISO John Mayer (ok, not really)
From: "JKREW"
Date: Tue, March 25, 2008 9:09 am
To: john@johnmayer.com
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Dearest John Mayer,
Hey buddy, my name's Jason. I know that calling you buddy is a little presumptuous and what not but I assume that we would probably get along in real life so I'm just cutting to the chase. Anyhoo, the reason I'm writing to you today is fairly simple, I was wondering if you would play my wedding.
Now I know you are well beyond playing wedding gigs but I think that's what would be the funniest part about it. There you are, sitting in bumble fuck VA watching your buddy get married to his gal in a room of 30, they do the thing, a priest does his thing and all is said and good. BUT, who's that handsome guy in the corner who just came out of nowhere? Is that John Mayer? What the crap is John Mayer doing at a wedding playing a Journey cover?
Do you see where I'm going here? So with that being said, lets get down to business. I am prepared to offer you the following if you come on over and hang out with us and possibly play a song or two (in a clean bulleted list no less):
- airfare and accommodations while in Virginia (20 minutes from DC)
- sweet wedding food and an open bar
- smoking hot bridesmaids (even some of the Asian persuasion if that's your bag)
- I'll take you to the place where Kenny Wayne Shepherd beat up one of my friends in a bar fight
- all the DC nightlife you can take in while staying in town
So that's my pitch. The wedding's on June 14th in case you were remotely interested. Kate (the lil lady) would probably flip her shit if you showed up (as she plays your BWE chocolate rain clip at least once a week to my dismay. Ok, it was funny but come on, once a week?)
Enclosed is a pic from a recent shoot kate and her bridesmaid did for fun to send to a VW buddy of mine overseas just so you can see some potential hot bridesmaid action.
xoxo,
Jason Kress
www.jkrew.com
can i be a bridesmaid? haha
Hi
John Mayer here
Hoping to have some little hot bride action too. If so, count me in.
-John
Will there be an iPod there?
-Steve Jobs
P.S. I'm awesome
dear steve,
probably a few but the iphone will be running the show. *represent*
-kate