Well, Day 1 went off without a hitch. I stuck to my schedule and came away with a sweet-ass bumper and a messier house!

Today I plan on doing very little or at least stick to no schedule whatsoever.

I called the vet today and it went like this:

jkrew: hi, um, my name's Jason and I need to bring my dog in for a tune-up. We haven't been to the vet in awhile.
vet: oh um, wait, you haven't been to the vet since you were last here?
jkrew: nope. Carson and I believe in holistic healing through prayer and belly rubs.
vet: oh my, well, he's sort of due for... everything.
jkrew: oh that's cool. Sign me up for the works. Should I bring some poop with me?
vet: *laughs* yes please. See you at 3:30.
jkrew: ta!

So yeah, my only goals for the day will be the following:

• get coffee
• don't shower
• take dog for tune up
• watch a movie on the couch whilst enjoying an ice cold adult beverage
• participate in engagement makeout session with the missus
• maybe clean up the house so I can walk to the bedroom without tripping on car parts