Well, it's that time of year again. Time to get my shit together and how better way to do that than to announce my life yet again on an entirely public stage; i.e. The wonderment that is known as the int0rwebs blog.

And in normal jkrew fashion, I will call it the cleaning up my life MONTH! What better way than to spend the whole month getting my crap straight and the best part is that I'm starting it 13 days late! Wheeee!

Anyhoo, I've been looking around the house lately and realized that yes, I live in a shit hole. Now don't get me wrong, my house is just fine. I don't have to guard my dog from getting eaten by rats or bugs or anything. I just live in a messy house. I blame cars.

That being said, I also need to get more important things squared up before settling into the delightful summer months.

So, without further adieu, I present to you my list of things I need to fix in a handy bulleted list. I will keep up the blog header until this is all on it's way to being fixed just to give me enough motivation to actually follow through for once.

Jason's List of Crap He Needs to Do: (in no particular order)

• lose 10 pounds or get to a mean weight of 180 (give or take a few pounds due to increased muscle mass). I may take a "before" picture of my temple that I refer to as my body but I'm not sure yet. (I do have standards you know. Plus I just hate scaring people.)

• clean the house (broken down into subsections and projects)
- den
- living room
- guest bathroom (or car parts room as it sits now. Sorry Nick!)
– bedroom
- master bathroom (repaint and finally clean)
- clean out closets
- makeover washroom

• marry kate

• bring dog in for tune-up

• give up crack

• get debt totally paid off and start fixing credit
- school loan
- credit card

• create ad campaign for momma and actually follow through
- create spec ad
- set up shoot
- make ad
- order posters

• curb drinking to weekends only

• save $2000 dollars just for the fuck of it