As you all know, I have this girlfriend. Her name is Kate. She has a black woman's ass which is nice because I've never really appreciated the ass before her so yeah. Ass = good. Yay.

Now to my point. I was sitting on the couch last night thinking to myself "Jason" I said, "Kate is a pretty dope girlfriend dude. You should write about her tomorrow because that would be nice." And well, here I am.

Kate is pretty much, well, ok, is the only girl who has ever really grounded me like how I am now. I think I would fall apart without her and I really appreciate it. I dunno, I'm rambling because it's hella early and the caffeine hasn't kicked in yet. I'm not scared when I'm with her. This whole business thing in reality should be making me crap myself but it's not because of her.

It's nice to go to meetings with her or to tell her to get her lazy ass over to the conversation because we're talking about her side of the business and need a quote (slackass motherfucker!).

It's nice to just run to the bedroom when we get home like we always do and just spoon. The bed to us has a completely different use than most people use it for. It's just this piece of furniture that we can crawl under and become warm through each others body heat and just relax and nap and wake up and become entangled with each other. So yeah, I'm telling you, if you aren't an avid spooner, I say get on that shit. Call me a little bitch if you want but I wouldn't trade it for the world.

Get in a fight? Go spoon it out. Easy peasy.

I have no idea where I'm going with this. A) Tenacious D is blasting in my headphones which is kind of distracting me to write a 100% sappy post (which is good I think. I'll spare the readers right?) and B) This latté it totally slacking this morning.

So in conclusion, Kate, I love you. You rock my ass.