What are you on man? Yesterday you were insistant that I poop, this morning you scared the hell out of me to tell me about an un-eBay-worthy Mary sighting, and now you're posting a metephore for life in jpg form on your blog?
Relax krew, everything's gonna be fine. You'll have Dara back and that hole in your wallet will fill in soon.
if this is yours, check that "it's trunk." should be "its trunk." apostrophe only for contraction using it. for posessive, even though it goes against everything we, as english speakers and writers embrace, do not use the apostrophe, only add the s.
if you knew that already and you didn't make this then i apologize for assuming to correct your punctuation-- and apologize for assuming to correct your punctuation anyway.
omg i found more mistakes. if this really is yours, please let me proof it. i hate to see mistakes in professional work, and sometimes they get by with no one noticing. also, it's so pretty that i want it to be perfect!
What are you on man? Yesterday you were insistant that I poop, this morning you scared the hell out of me to tell me about an un-eBay-worthy Mary sighting, and now you're posting a metephore for life in jpg form on your blog?
Relax krew, everything's gonna be fine. You'll have Dara back and that hole in your wallet will fill in soon.
that is one damned admirable dog. GO CHUCK! YOU TELL THAT MOTHERFUCKING BUNNY!!
...is the check in the mail? that shit won't bounce will it?
if this is yours, check that "it's trunk." should be "its trunk." apostrophe only for contraction using it. for posessive, even though it goes against everything we, as english speakers and writers embrace, do not use the apostrophe, only add the s.
if you knew that already and you didn't make this then i apologize for assuming to correct your punctuation-- and apologize for assuming to correct your punctuation anyway.
omg i found more mistakes. if this really is yours, please let me proof it. i hate to see mistakes in professional work, and sometimes they get by with no one noticing. also, it's so pretty that i want it to be perfect!