jkrewdotcom: yer car dead now?
palk: very close.
jkrewdotcom: pooo
palk: i'm plagued with christinesque problems. it's hilarious
jkrewdotcom: "christinesque"?
palk: ever see steven king's "christine"? this is my constant view driving down the road.

jkrewdotcom: hahahaha wtf?!
palk: that's right ~ wipers stuck in up position
jkrewdotcom: that's totally euro
palk: agreed
jkrewdotcom: wow
palk: that's only th icing, really.
my favorite is how the double honk and hazard flash happens every 30 seconds, as if i'm unlocking my car with the remote. it's great to be sitting next to a pig at a stop light, involuntarily honking and flashing hazards.
jkrewdotcom: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg, that's awesome
palk: or how the windows roll themselves down when i'm not at the car ~ conveniently in a downpour.
i could go on and on.
jkrewdotcom: haha wtf?!
palk: CHRISTINS IS WTF
jkrewdotcom: haha
wow
I'll light a voodoo candle for the warpig
palk: i'm serious though, the car's trying to kill me.