The WaterPik SM-451 is like liquid heaven
3 Comments Published by JKREW on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 9:08 AM.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the WaterPik shower massager, model #SM-451.
It's a hand-held shower head with 4 spray/massage selections and features removable spray cup for easy cleaning. It comes complete with stationary mounting bracket and 5' of hose and finally comes in a very nice on the eyes white finish.
This is no ordinary shower massager though. I would even dare say that this shower massager was quite possibly created by Jesus himself. I mean if you're stuck in heaven for so much time, I would assume you would take up a few hobbies and Jesus obviously took up the hobby of shower massager creation.
It's like a million little streams of pure heaven gently massaging my back and my troubles away. And I haven't even tried the 3 other settings!
Highly recommended folks. Pick one up today at your local Target for under 20 bucks! Jesus would be happy.
It's a hand-held shower head with 4 spray/massage selections and features removable spray cup for easy cleaning. It comes complete with stationary mounting bracket and 5' of hose and finally comes in a very nice on the eyes white finish.
This is no ordinary shower massager though. I would even dare say that this shower massager was quite possibly created by Jesus himself. I mean if you're stuck in heaven for so much time, I would assume you would take up a few hobbies and Jesus obviously took up the hobby of shower massager creation.
It's like a million little streams of pure heaven gently massaging my back and my troubles away. And I haven't even tried the 3 other settings!
Highly recommended folks. Pick one up today at your local Target for under 20 bucks! Jesus would be happy.
that shit had better not replace my gaming thumbs.!!
Jason, my child
I am truly glad you enjoy the SM-451 Waterpik shower head, however, for the record I did not create it.
Would I be happy should those of my flock use such an item? Yes I would, for after all, cleanliness is next to Dadliness!
jc
Next time you and your woman get a little randy in the shower, give her a spin with the ole shower head. She will not complain, and she will probably come over and "shower" at your place with alarming frequency. XD