Quoting j@jkrew.com:

Hey guys,

My name is Jason Kress, (stormdc/JKREW) on the vwvortex. As you may or may not already know, I'm almost done with a buildup of my MK2 and wanted to explore any possible new mods before H20 comes along. I think a good ole' slamming would do the trick and wanted to know if you guys were interested in a partial/full sponsorship with a suspension setup.

Here is the buildup thread: http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=2570803

This would be a great chance to get your name on a windshield if you are interested.

Please let me know if this piques your interest as I would love to talk to you guys some more about it.

Regards,
Jason Kress
301.996.5739

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Quoting MJM Autohaus :

We do not sponsor first time customers.

A relationship must first be built.

Thanks,

Kelly Madden
Sales Manager
sales@mjmautohaus.com

www.mjmautohaus.com
210.DUB.PART (382.7278)

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Dearest Kelly,

You raise a very good point about building a relationship first and I do apologise for my very forward actions. That being said, let me tell you a little bit about myself...

I was raised by two very loving parents off the coast of New Zealand where our principal income was created by wool sales from our large stock of sheep. It wasn't much but the love we had for our business as well as for each other kept us happy and warm at night. On my 18th birthday, I felt it was time for me to pack up my meager belongings and head to America to make my fortune with the sale of single serving snack cakes. Upon my arrival to America, I was instantly heart broken when I found out that not only was the market flooded with single serving snack cakes, my hand mixer that had been in my family for generations was mistakenly thrown overboard with the ships waste.

So there I was, cold, broken hearted and without a penny to my name in America. And then I had an epiphany. I would restart anew. I mean this was America right? The land of the free, where the streets were paved with gold! I would make my fame and fortune with Volkswagens. And that is where I am today Kelly. I have found myself a loving girlfriend and great starter car we named Betty. She is pretty much the best car we have ever owned and we have been taking awards left and right this show season. The last hurdle we must face is the infamous H20 International.

Being a modest immigrant from New Zealand, I must admit that I have my reservations about this show. It is one of the best and biggest in the country. Who will it be Kelly?

Won't you help this quiet farm boy from a distant land kelly?

I'll patiently keep refreshing my mailbox in hopes for your reply.

Sincerely,
Jason Kress