OMG, so bored...
I just installed a bathroom light fixture because I am THAT BORED.
I washed two cars, laid three walls of tile, washed the dog, did laundry and now I'm about to build a model car.
Giving up alcohol is for the birds.
What do people do instead of drinking? Seriously. I think I may go wash the dog again.
I washed two cars, laid three walls of tile, washed the dog, did laundry and now I'm about to build a model car.
Giving up alcohol is for the birds.
What do people do instead of drinking? Seriously. I think I may go wash the dog again.
- Sunday, July 23, 2006 at 8:52 PM
- Posted by JKREW
- 3 Comments
hahahahaha. I need to move in. stat.
Being a sober college student I can relate to the boredom of... well... being sober. So without further shiz, I present
Macaroni's List of Sober Things To Do
---Bring a video camera next time you go to a party. It'll make sense when everyone is wasted pooing on each other, chicks are making out, and someone decides to steal the "A" from a hotel sign.
---Discover that Dave and Buster's actually has an arcade.
---Not having to spend $8 for chick drinks at a bar because the other stuff tastes like acid means you can spend more money at MVC with Kate. They close at 12 though.
---Iron Chef College. I know you're not in college anymore but this is a game I like to play in which I cook exotic foods with whatever I can find. 60% of this ends in Ramen Noodle dishes.
---Mountain Dew Pong... that much caffiene is gonna get you a lil' screwy.
---Cranium. This game is great because it takes a lot of different skills, 3/4ths of which deteriorate with drinking. Simply invite friends over and wait for them to get drunk and then kick their ass in Cranium and later make fun of how you Pwnd them. I live a sad life.
---Fix all the CELs in the whole world. If possible.
---Design T-Shirts for the Macaroni Krew Exchange
---Come with us out to all the twisties within 20-30 miles of Reston. The Phil, Matt, and I have a lot of fun driving some of those roads you never knew existed. We go on a nice night to avoid traffic and Phil's new horn keeps the Deer away.
That's all I got for now.
Being a sober college student I can relate to the boredom of... well... being sober. So without further shiz, I present
Macaroni's List of Sober Things To Do
---Bring a video camera next time you go to a party. It'll make sense when everyone is wasted pooing on each other, chicks are making out, and someone decides to steal the "A" from a hotel sign.
---Discover that Dave and Buster's actually has an arcade.
---Not having to spend $8 for chick drinks at a bar because the other stuff tastes like acid means you can spend more money at MVC with Kate. They close at 12 though.
---Iron Chef College. I know you're not in college anymore but this is a game I like to play in which I cook exotic foods with whatever I can find. 60% of this ends in Ramen Noodle dishes.
---Mountain Dew Pong... that much caffiene is gonna get you a lil' screwy.
---Cranium. This game is great because it takes a lot of different skills, 3/4ths of which deteriorate with drinking. Simply invite friends over and wait for them to get drunk and then kick their ass in Cranium and later make fun of how you Pwnd them. I live a sad life.
---Fix all the CELs in the whole world. If possible.
---Design T-Shirts for the Macaroni Krew Exchange
---Come with us out to all the twisties within 20-30 miles of Reston. The Phil, Matt, and I have a lot of fun driving some of those roads you never knew existed. We go on a nice night to avoid traffic and Phil's new horn keeps the Deer away.
That's all I got for now.