Dear kate,
I have a new obsession. Her name is Sarah Silverman. That whore evangeline can beat it. She's so last year anyway. And even though I'm a gentile and she's a jew, we'll find a way to make it work. Plus she says things like the title of this post and that makes me sort of warm in the bathing suit area.
I'll always love you though.
-JKREW
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I have a new obsession. Her name is Sarah Silverman. That whore evangeline can beat it. She's so last year anyway. And even though I'm a gentile and she's a jew, we'll find a way to make it work. Plus she says things like the title of this post and that makes me sort of warm in the bathing suit area.
I'll always love you though.
-JKREW
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*bathing suit area starts to cry*
she is funny though.
*sigh*
I guess it's ok. we had a good run I guess. *jumps off a bridge. again*
You could always go for a threesome. Share the love!
That is, threesome with Kate + Sarah. I do not think I would be much of an addition, except to distract Carson.
You DO know she's been defiled by Jimmy Kimmel, right? Like, really well and truly defiled.
Thats like Kate Hudson and Pam Anderson... hopelessly soiled goods, man. No reciept, no return. *shivers*