Phil Collins - no one will ever be able to break us up
jkrewdotcom: well look, it seems like someone is trying to break us up
kate: omg I'm gonna kill someone
what do you mean?
jkrewdotcom: and before it gets out or comes to you in an anonymous email, I thought I might as well just tell you
kate: are you really a woman?
maybe that explains why you're so beautiful
jkrewdotcom: baby, seriously
kate: tell me what?
jkrewdotcom: look, I'm not proud of this and I thought I could keep it from you
but when I was back in kyoto, I killed men. Lot's of them. I... was a yakuza hitman.
I'M SO SORRY
*weeps
kate: um. duh. why do you think I'm so attracted to you
jkrewdotcom: oh, really?
kate: the smell of blood that will never wash out of your skin
god it makes me so hot
you fucker. you got me so worried
jkrewdotcom: dude, let's totally do it!
kate: YES!
STICK IT IN ME!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!
jkrewdotcom: Oh, and I'm gay and have a scathing heroin addiction
I used your panties one night as a tourniquet
kate: HAH you couldn't be gay if you tried
no offense
jkrewdotcom: HAHA
I'm more feminine that you baby hahaha
admit it
kate: wtf do you mean??
I got my toes done! and sometimes I wear make up! and um.
jkrewdotcom: oh yeah, ok
but well, you like engine grease!
and burp louder than I do!
omg, I think you're totally a butch dyke and I may be a lipstick lesbian
kate: also, no one. and I mean, no one will ever be able to break us up
OMG WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
wait. are you saying I look like a boy?
jkrewdotcom: that totally sounded like an 80's song
kate: OMG NOOOOOO *CRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
jkrewdotcom: *grabs boobie
kate: omg I'm gonna kill someone
what do you mean?
jkrewdotcom: and before it gets out or comes to you in an anonymous email, I thought I might as well just tell you
kate: are you really a woman?
maybe that explains why you're so beautiful
jkrewdotcom: baby, seriously
kate: tell me what?
jkrewdotcom: look, I'm not proud of this and I thought I could keep it from you
but when I was back in kyoto, I killed men. Lot's of them. I... was a yakuza hitman.
I'M SO SORRY
*weeps
kate: um. duh. why do you think I'm so attracted to you
jkrewdotcom: oh, really?
kate: the smell of blood that will never wash out of your skin
god it makes me so hot
you fucker. you got me so worried
jkrewdotcom: dude, let's totally do it!
kate: YES!
STICK IT IN ME!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!
jkrewdotcom: Oh, and I'm gay and have a scathing heroin addiction
I used your panties one night as a tourniquet
kate: HAH you couldn't be gay if you tried
no offense
jkrewdotcom: HAHA
I'm more feminine that you baby hahaha
admit it
kate: wtf do you mean??
I got my toes done! and sometimes I wear make up! and um.
jkrewdotcom: oh yeah, ok
but well, you like engine grease!
and burp louder than I do!
omg, I think you're totally a butch dyke and I may be a lipstick lesbian
kate: also, no one. and I mean, no one will ever be able to break us up
OMG WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
wait. are you saying I look like a boy?
jkrewdotcom: that totally sounded like an 80's song
kate: OMG NOOOOOO *CRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
jkrewdotcom: *grabs boobie
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 9:20 AM
- Posted by JKREW
- 5 Comments
And there I was typing that anonymous email... now it's forever in my draft box.
But he didn't tell you everything Kate.
Next stop.... Dublin!!!! AHHAHAH!
For friendly business of course.
I feel so special! I've cameoed on Jason's blog through conversation twice now! EEEEEEEEEEH!!!
It must be nice to date someone so young at your age. It sounds like Kate doesn't know any better. Dude, I'm sure the sex was & is great, but let her live. What's the rush with this marriage thing unless you're insecure about loosing her to another guy? If you are insecure, marrying her is not going to stop her.
Kate, Jesus Christ, girl! You need to think more about yourself.
Awwww, capping the J and C. Sounds like a religious zealot I know.
That's so cute. And creepy. Yet cute.
dear anonymous. I am thinking for and about myself. I'm happier than I ever have been in my life. not to toot my own horn, but I hope others can find what I've found with Jason. I want to marry him as soon as I can and it's not because of any reason you may think of.
kind of stupid to assume I may leave Jason for another man.