recruiter: so yeah, I know of this one place about 4 blocks from your house that is looking to hire an art director. Mostly interactive stuff. Well, they're kind of small but have one or two HUGE clients.
me: o rly?
recruiter: yeah, one of them is VW.
me: *drops phone
recruiter: hello? What's that noise? Are you humping the phone dude?
Dear Baby Jesus,
I know I threw that rock at that spanish kids back in third grade and then blamed it on the school bully and for that I am really REALLY sorry but I did stop traffic last week to chase the baby geese across the road so they wouldn't get hit and I gave up my seat on the bus for the blind dude last month so I understand that I don't really deserve this job per say but I am kind of a nice guy and I love your dad and stuff so PLLLLLEASSSEEE hook a niggah up with that job.
XOXO,
JKREW
me: o rly?
recruiter: yeah, one of them is VW.
me: *drops phone
recruiter: hello? What's that noise? Are you humping the phone dude?
Dear Baby Jesus,
I know I threw that rock at that spanish kids back in third grade and then blamed it on the school bully and for that I am really REALLY sorry but I did stop traffic last week to chase the baby geese across the road so they wouldn't get hit and I gave up my seat on the bus for the blind dude last month so I understand that I don't really deserve this job per say but I am kind of a nice guy and I love your dad and stuff so PLLLLLEASSSEEE hook a niggah up with that job.
XOXO,
JKREW
hahahahaha *crosses fingers!!
Do you really thinkg that someone working for VW is going to buy you a DB9 as a sign-on bonus? I doubt it.
DB9/Phaeton, same thing.
Make mine a W12 please...
Jason -
I haven't been a baby in quite some time, but I figured out you were talking to me. OK, I made a few calls, I put in a good word for you, but that's about the best I can do.
There was a time people believed I walked on water, but now with so many other faiths circulating, I ended up on hold with Muhammad and Kali while the agnostic secretary simply took messages.
I have done all I can, my child.
- JC
The above comment is the sole reason I love the int0rweb.
God bless you Al Gore.
hahaha wow. an anon who is funny and doesn't think they know all the answers! hooray! praise jesus!
Jason
Word on the street is that my son Jesus has had words with you and making promises. Well...I have had words with him and told him to cut it out. Only come to people in dreams...not on blogs.
I however will blow some magic dust down on earth that should make thing go your way. But in return, be kind to critters, and never lie.
GOD