jkrewdotcom: ok, whats it going to take to get you at my party?
gaydave: make me an offer
(when is this party anyway and what is it for?)
jkrewdotcom: ok, I will personally have one of my boy servants follow you around for the entire night and cater to your every drink order
sometime in september, my birthday
gaydave: oh good lord, september?
you do plan ahead, don't you
jkrewdotcom: gotta start saving for sheena easton
gaydave: hey, i heard today was your last day!
i didn't know!
that's so sad!
jkrewdotcom: I hate you
gaydave: heheheheheheheh
jkrewdotcom: you are the worst gay friend ever
gaydave: shannon just told us what you said
about why is everybody asking you to do stuff that's done by the end of the day
hehehehehe
funny
jkrewdotcom: get another fag hag, I quit!
*crosses arms and storms out in queen fashion
gaydave: thank god - does this mean i don't have to go to your fucking party?
jkrewdotcom: man, you gays take sarcasm to an entirely different level us straights haven't even seen before. Kudos.