Well folks, I have about two weeks left at my stint at Ogilvy but it's starting to get a little weird. People are beginning to act strange and well, maybe it's just me but the creepy vibe is starting to get fairly bad.
So, since I have no plans on being loyal to someone who won't be loyal to me (plus I'm not required to stay) I am now officially on the hunt for the last job of my life.
All I really want is a fun place to work that isn't 19 hours away and will respect me for killing myself for them. When I am at a job, I do everything in my power to be a loyal worker and when it comes to working 60+ hours a week, I don't give any complaints. What I would like in return would have to be an employer who see's me doing said activity and thanks me for it. Or at least acknowledges it for baby jesus' sake.
What JKREW is looking for in an employer/place of business:
• workflow. When I am bored, I get in trouble. Just keep my inbox full and I will be happy.
• creative atmosphere. If you don't love design, it will show. If you don't respect creative output over monetary input, I want nothing to do with you. I would rather get paid shit money and make wonderful things than get paid an obscene amount of cash and do horrible work. Been there, done that. Learned my lesson.
• Fun atmosphere. If it's quiet and boring in your office, I will be fired in a month. Just FYI.
• Keep the politics to a minimum. I don't do politics and I really don't do political correctness. I'm not from europe and you aren't from africa. I'm white, you're black. If your jokes suck, I won't laugh and I'll probably tell you that your jokes suck. I don't go around grabbing the random boob but if you have a nice skirt or shirt on, I will compliment you. I play my music fairly loud if it doesn't bother the people near by. It may have curse words in it. Just FYI part two.
• This is me.
- I am pretty borderline crazy.
- I have a mouth like a sailor sometimes yet still know when to be respectful and businesslike when needed.
- I am a little weird.
- I am boisterous.
- I'm a nice guy. I make sure people are happy to the best of my ability. I make people laugh just to see smiles.
- I shout.
- I clap my hands to get attention and laughs from people.
- I do cartwheels down hallways sometimes.
- I surf the web for car parts on my lunch break (and when it's slow at work, I won't lie.)
- I once filled my office with $100 dollars worth of beach sand and worked in my flip flops for three weeks.
- I love music. It helps me work.
- I'm fuckinggood really good but sometimes I need to be pushed.
- I have undiagnosed ADD.
- I have missed one deadline in my entire life and that was my first project at my first job. I learned my lesson.
That's about it. Please file an orderly queue for interviewing me. First come first served. Limit one per customer.
So, since I have no plans on being loyal to someone who won't be loyal to me (plus I'm not required to stay) I am now officially on the hunt for the last job of my life.
All I really want is a fun place to work that isn't 19 hours away and will respect me for killing myself for them. When I am at a job, I do everything in my power to be a loyal worker and when it comes to working 60+ hours a week, I don't give any complaints. What I would like in return would have to be an employer who see's me doing said activity and thanks me for it. Or at least acknowledges it for baby jesus' sake.
What JKREW is looking for in an employer/place of business:
• workflow. When I am bored, I get in trouble. Just keep my inbox full and I will be happy.
• creative atmosphere. If you don't love design, it will show. If you don't respect creative output over monetary input, I want nothing to do with you. I would rather get paid shit money and make wonderful things than get paid an obscene amount of cash and do horrible work. Been there, done that. Learned my lesson.
• Fun atmosphere. If it's quiet and boring in your office, I will be fired in a month. Just FYI.
• Keep the politics to a minimum. I don't do politics and I really don't do political correctness. I'm not from europe and you aren't from africa. I'm white, you're black. If your jokes suck, I won't laugh and I'll probably tell you that your jokes suck. I don't go around grabbing the random boob but if you have a nice skirt or shirt on, I will compliment you. I play my music fairly loud if it doesn't bother the people near by. It may have curse words in it. Just FYI part two.
• This is me.
- I am pretty borderline crazy.
- I have a mouth like a sailor sometimes yet still know when to be respectful and businesslike when needed.
- I am a little weird.
- I am boisterous.
- I'm a nice guy. I make sure people are happy to the best of my ability. I make people laugh just to see smiles.
- I shout.
- I clap my hands to get attention and laughs from people.
- I do cartwheels down hallways sometimes.
- I surf the web for car parts on my lunch break (and when it's slow at work, I won't lie.)
- I once filled my office with $100 dollars worth of beach sand and worked in my flip flops for three weeks.
- I love music. It helps me work.
- I'm fucking
- I have undiagnosed ADD.
- I have missed one deadline in my entire life and that was my first project at my first job. I learned my lesson.
That's about it. Please file an orderly queue for interviewing me. First come first served. Limit one per customer.
Avoid commercial printing, unless you also enjoy ritual disembowelling yourself and Drano in papercuts is your idea of a GREAT Friday night.
Other than that, i'd say the world is your oyster!
well written and good luck! if I could pay your asking price I'd hire you in a heartbeat. oh and if I had real work to give you as well. my idea of work may not be quite what you're looking for as a 9-5 *giggles