JKREW and Gay Dave on Breasts

kate: come home!
jkrewdotcom: I want to!
gay dave and I went to camelot for lunch
kate: without me!?
I went to moby dick's with your mom. we got kabobs
jkrewdotcom: haha good =)
kate: haha brian is harrassing me about meeting aeryn
jkrewdotcom: I'm actually kind of surprised at your reaction to me going to a strip joint in the middle of the work day with a gay co-worker
but vis a vis I always say
kate: well I didn't remember it was a strip joint first off
jkrewdotcom: crap
kate: and secondly who the hell am I to say what you can and can not do?
jkrewdotcom: maybe I should have just let that one slip by eh?
kate: did you fuck anyone while there?
jkrewdotcom: well, we're practically married and thats what husbands and wives do right?
kate: did you give any woman money for a sexual favor?
jkrewdotcom: actually, as soon as we got in and he saw a boob, he freaked out and ran out the front door
kate: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jkrewdotcom: so we ended up eating mini burgers on a street corner
kate: I would be kind of concerned as to why you're going to a strip club, am I not attractive to you? do you wish I would dance around on a pole for you? should I put out more? let alone during the day (;
jkrewdotcom: well, we were all wondering what to eat and I shout out "camelot!" as I always do and this one time gay dave actually said yes because he's never been to a strip joint so he and I went
kate: that's fine
haha
jkrewdotcom: and then we ran out because we were scared
plus all of the strippers had bullet wounds and knife scars
kate: OMG AWESOME! hahaha
jkrewdotcom: yeah good times.

3 Responses to “JKREW and Gay Dave on Breasts”

  1. # jaysmom

    You are doing this at work. Bad Jason. Get back to work. Lunch w/ Kate was fun by the way.  

  2. # Jonathan Rowny

    Tell the DJ I need a hundred ones!  

  3. # BrideOfPorkins

    And now you can say, "On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."

    (Man, I hope you're not too young to get that joke.)  

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