Ok so I have this friend in Detroit who I met over the int0rwebs many moons ago and over the past year or so, we have gotten to be pretty close e-friends. He gives me advice about marriage and babies and stuff and I give him advice and stories about girls and stuff he will never be able to do because he is married and has babies.

Anyhoo, he often sends me pics and crap to my phone and today was no different. On my way to take my afternoon constitutional, I received a photo of a scantilly clad woman...

Well, needless to say, it was time for some payback. In mid urine stream, I decided to take a pic of said stream and send it back to him but instead of hitting "reply" on my phone, I looked up his cell number in my phonebook and happily hit send and waited for the fireworks.

Nothing.

So I go to get some coffee and while I was walking back, I get a call from his cell. I cheekily answer "sup playah!" (because he is a total hip-hop head and grew up in detroit next to eminem or something) and I was replied back with a very angry black woman screaming, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?! AND WHY ARE YOU SENDING ME PHOTOS LIKE THAT!!!"

I panic and logically, instead of hanging up, I kept talking thinking he had given the phone to a friend to goof me once more.

The lovely woman of african american descent and I exchanged colorful commentary for about 30 seconds until I realised that I, had indeed, sent the photo to his old phone number which was now being used by someone else in Detroit.

So, needless to say I am a complete and utter moron and will never take a photo of my urine stream and send it to anyone ever ever again.

LOL@me indeed.