Dear Stoner Dave,
I know we drove 16 straight ours to Ohio and back to get R32 seats and I know I sold them with you months later but this is totally the last time I will buy seats. These are the holy grail of seats. These seats are like a threesome with the Olson twins. Very few men have seen it and it only comes along once in a lifetime.
Let's fly to the motherland this weekend and collect our prize.
Sincerely,
JKREW
Faints
jkrewdotcom: if you had a penis and cared about cars would you get these seats?
erin: looks like car seats
jkrewdotcom: yeah but they are RS4 seats
they are like um, what do you like?
erin: cadbury eggs
jkrewdotcom:They are like the cadbury creme egg that gives you a 30 minute orgasm of the car seat world
AND they cuddle afterwards
erin: haha
i'm not a big cuddler
jkrewdotcom: oh well they wipe their cock on the curtains and quietly leave afterwards then
I know we drove 16 straight ours to Ohio and back to get R32 seats and I know I sold them with you months later but this is totally the last time I will buy seats. These are the holy grail of seats. These seats are like a threesome with the Olson twins. Very few men have seen it and it only comes along once in a lifetime.
Let's fly to the motherland this weekend and collect our prize.
Sincerely,
JKREW
Faints
jkrewdotcom: if you had a penis and cared about cars would you get these seats?
erin: looks like car seats
jkrewdotcom: yeah but they are RS4 seats
they are like um, what do you like?
erin: cadbury eggs
jkrewdotcom:They are like the cadbury creme egg that gives you a 30 minute orgasm of the car seat world
AND they cuddle afterwards
erin: haha
i'm not a big cuddler
jkrewdotcom: oh well they wipe their cock on the curtains and quietly leave afterwards then
hmmm i havent been to Germany in quite some time... lets do it to it! you go for the seats, ill go for the twins, well pick up some cadbury eggs on the way back, buy some clean curtains and everyone will be happy!
can I carry the luggage? PLEASE LET ME COME WITH YOU?!
as long as i get my eggs and curtains, i'll be happy.
ok ok, k8, you can get the luggage, the whole .25 bags we will have for the overnighter is all yours... you dont even have to carry it, just make sure it gets there safe!
erin, done and done, not only will you get eggs and curtains, but you may add any german alcohol, candy and non export product to the list... only 10 things per passanger which gives you 20 items minus k8's gifts from j.
i think were headed in the right direction, when do we leave?