How do those kids in Hawthorne Heights do the whole scream-o thing without hurting their throats? I would assume that they have been repeatedly warned by medical professionals but it is just their own choice to overlook said warnings. Someone should start a letter writing campaign just to warn them. If we don't look out out for the emo bands out there, who will?
So... The holidays went by without that many problems. What I thought would be an easy thing wasn't too bad due to my genius idea of ordering all of my presents from amazon leaving me to not going to any mall out of necessity.
The only thing I really wanted was to spend the night with my little furnace and I got that so mission accomplished. Everything I unwrapped was icing on the cake. I must admit, christmas as of late has been turning into one big letdown. I try not to tell anyone what I want and leave it up to them to actually put some thought into gifts but I suppose that doesn't always work out. I think I get these huge dreams of grandiour and I never get exactly what I was thinking. So next year I am planning on a no-gift policy. Maybe the gift will just be everyone getting together and spending money on food and drink.
Oh, so my mom calls me last night at 9:30. "Guess what Bill and I just did?" "Anal fisting?" I say.
"Um, no. We just got back from working at Tara Thai. We bussed tables for 90 minutes because they were busy."
...
"Wait, huh?"
"Yeah, they were busy so we offered help and bussed tables for an hour and a half to help them out."
"You wore aprons? Wait, Bill did this too?"
(mind you, I am well on my way to being three sheets to the wind while talking to my mother...)
"Yeah, we wore aprons. I even got a tip!"
"Mom, your stock just went up in my book. Hahahaha."
It's official, I love my mother to death. If you all wonder where I get it from, well, there ya go.
Kate brought me to the National Arboretum yesterday to see the bonsai collection and I must say, it was the most enjoyable thing I have done in a loooong time. The collection is simply fantastic albeit 90% of the trees are dormant right now. The tropical collection was incredible and I highly recommend the trip through the ghetto to check it out. Just keep your door locks and possibly duck while driving there.
We finally planted our seedlings last night so in a few weeks, our ancient redwoods should be sprouting to start their long life as massive trees. I can't wait to try a casacading style technique this weekend with a new tree. Kate got me a book that shows you how to do it so look forward to a how-to soon.
I really have to note how wonderful it is to get all excited while talking to kate about certain things. I really find it hard to believe that it is possible to get so excited about a mutual interest and be so nerdy on the phone about it. I have never shared that with anyone in my life. To be OCD about something with someone is so much better than just liking it on your own because if you can do it with someone else, you sort of don't feel as bad about being so obsessive. =)
So... The weekend in facts to sum everything up:
• Kate and I are going to japan by 2007 at the latest
• Double penetration anal fisting is far better than shitting on someones chest
• Moo
• I will have my own army of space ants in less than a week
• I am more japanese than kate
• Super giant cats bathed in pools made from über-super giant cats footprints
• The National Arboretum is located directly in the middle of Compton
• Anal seapage is incredibly potent
• Chicks dig the side effects of anti-depressants
• Although kate's thighs make excellent drum kits, NOTHING will replace my habit of finding any time to practice my drum moves on her asscheeks.
• I have to stop buying new plants
• Kate #2 is the best drunk dialer EVER
• Anytime is a good time to dry hump
• My roommate gave me the best present I have ever gotten in my life
• Skull valvecaps = +15HP
• Like most of life, with a little bit of Super Glue and a womans help, things can be brought back to normal and most of the time, it will look better than the original
So... The holidays went by without that many problems. What I thought would be an easy thing wasn't too bad due to my genius idea of ordering all of my presents from amazon leaving me to not going to any mall out of necessity.
The only thing I really wanted was to spend the night with my little furnace and I got that so mission accomplished. Everything I unwrapped was icing on the cake. I must admit, christmas as of late has been turning into one big letdown. I try not to tell anyone what I want and leave it up to them to actually put some thought into gifts but I suppose that doesn't always work out. I think I get these huge dreams of grandiour and I never get exactly what I was thinking. So next year I am planning on a no-gift policy. Maybe the gift will just be everyone getting together and spending money on food and drink.
Oh, so my mom calls me last night at 9:30. "Guess what Bill and I just did?" "Anal fisting?" I say.
"Um, no. We just got back from working at Tara Thai. We bussed tables for 90 minutes because they were busy."
...
"Wait, huh?"
"Yeah, they were busy so we offered help and bussed tables for an hour and a half to help them out."
"You wore aprons? Wait, Bill did this too?"
(mind you, I am well on my way to being three sheets to the wind while talking to my mother...)
"Yeah, we wore aprons. I even got a tip!"
"Mom, your stock just went up in my book. Hahahaha."
It's official, I love my mother to death. If you all wonder where I get it from, well, there ya go.
Kate brought me to the National Arboretum yesterday to see the bonsai collection and I must say, it was the most enjoyable thing I have done in a loooong time. The collection is simply fantastic albeit 90% of the trees are dormant right now. The tropical collection was incredible and I highly recommend the trip through the ghetto to check it out. Just keep your door locks and possibly duck while driving there.
We finally planted our seedlings last night so in a few weeks, our ancient redwoods should be sprouting to start their long life as massive trees. I can't wait to try a casacading style technique this weekend with a new tree. Kate got me a book that shows you how to do it so look forward to a how-to soon.
I really have to note how wonderful it is to get all excited while talking to kate about certain things. I really find it hard to believe that it is possible to get so excited about a mutual interest and be so nerdy on the phone about it. I have never shared that with anyone in my life. To be OCD about something with someone is so much better than just liking it on your own because if you can do it with someone else, you sort of don't feel as bad about being so obsessive. =)
So... The weekend in facts to sum everything up:
• Kate and I are going to japan by 2007 at the latest
• Double penetration anal fisting is far better than shitting on someones chest
• Moo
• I will have my own army of space ants in less than a week
• I am more japanese than kate
• Super giant cats bathed in pools made from über-super giant cats footprints
• The National Arboretum is located directly in the middle of Compton
• Anal seapage is incredibly potent
• Chicks dig the side effects of anti-depressants
• Although kate's thighs make excellent drum kits, NOTHING will replace my habit of finding any time to practice my drum moves on her asscheeks.
• I have to stop buying new plants
• Kate #2 is the best drunk dialer EVER
• Anytime is a good time to dry hump
• My roommate gave me the best present I have ever gotten in my life
• Skull valvecaps = +15HP
• Like most of life, with a little bit of Super Glue and a womans help, things can be brought back to normal and most of the time, it will look better than the original
I'd like to set a few things straight just for the books.
1. hooray for my homeland!
2. hear hear!
3. moo
4. I'm anxiously waiting for the mailman to show up COVERED in ants!
5. you're also more french and spanish than I am
6. you are so smart
7. I haven't found a bullet hole on dillon yet. key word: yet
8. you got him a little excited!
9. that's the truth!
10. bahahahahahahhhaa
11. not stop persay, but slow down.
12. no comment
13. DAMN RIGHT! although I especially like it when we're standing in line at the grocery store
14. drink it with some ice cream!
15. I AM SO BADASS NOW. and it's all thanks to you (:
16. *blush (:
So long as the aforementioned "Anal Seepage" isn't what the side-effects of the anti-depressants are, you're in good shape!
you are god damn right i am. and i meant every word of it. sucka.
I can't stop laughing.
Glad to hear your holiday wasn't a bust.
Are you the fister, fistee or both? Is this a heteralsexual/homosexual/autoerotic/or bestial experiance (that poor dog)? Does one skeet in these situations? Does the leakage add or detract from the experience? Enquiring minds want to know?