careysutra: dude you swear you got butterstick tickets?!?!?!?!?!?
cause if you did
and we go
ill be your accomplice and ill take butterstick
jkrewdotcom: HAHAHA
careysutra: and if anyone asks me about it....ill say "ohhhhhhhhhhhh no speeka inleesh"
and just run like hell
jkrewdotcom:hahahahaha
"JASON, TAKE THE BUTTERSTICK. I'LL CREATE A DIVERSION!!!" and you make this huge smoke cloud with your ninja powers
and I'll just just bumrush everyone, punch out buttersticks mom and tear ass out of there while butterstick is screaming like chewbacca the whole time.
careysutra: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA
you think he screams like chewbacca?
dude thats not cute
jkrewdotcom: oh yeah, I'm certain of it.
careysutra: i was envisioning something wayyy cuter
chewbacca sounds like a big fat ugly sea elephant
jkrewdotcom: when he's angry, but when he is happy he sounds like a puppy.
careysutra: oh good
ohhh butterstick
jkrewdotcom:and he shivers even though he isn't cold just to be that much cuter
careysutra: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
dude hes gotta be kind of big now
we should think this out
you think people will question us if we wheel in a harris teeter shopping cart in the zoo?
jkrewdotcom: well, I say we rent two panda costumes and paint japanese letters on them and act like we are from japan and want to "check out our investment" and we can just switch him with a stuffed panda
careysutra: ohhhhhhhhh thats good
NO I HAVE A BETTER IDEA
jkrewdotcom: but then you can still do the ninja smoke bomb thing
careysutra: i paint you asian....we dress up in suits...pretended we are FOB's....ya know cover our mouths when we laugh...never smile etc....then we say we are here to see our investment
they will never know
we can wear official "Im from Japan badges and im official and real"
and then swap him with a fake one
jkrewdotcom:YES! I'll just say I am related to Yao Ming due to the height
careysutra: and on the way out i can still do ninja bomb
oh shit i forgot about that
fucking a krew
jkrewdotcom: WAIT!
careysutra: what!?!??!
jkrewdotcom: I'll get a trenchcoat and you get on my shoulders and get a flat top and just tell them you are YAO MING!
careysutra: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha
jkrewdotcom: THEN, we can get the panda, put him on top of MY SHOULDERS and stumble out of the zoo
careysutra:but i can honestly say im not feeling the flat top
jkrewdotcom: this is FOOLPROOF
careysutra:i know....pure genius.
jkrewdotcom:ok, I'll get on the raincoat purchase. Practice your smoke bomb technique
careysutra:we amaze me sometimes...the extent of our genius is just overwhelming.
*a tear slowly falls down my cheek
jkrewdotcom: hahahaha