From the superficial

In an attempt to end speculation and please the galactic overlord Xenu, Tom Cruise and fiancée Katie Holmes are going to get hitched next summer - but want to wait until their baby is born.

Tom told Barbara Walters: "I do not have a film after Mission Impossible and that is a good time to get married."
I would love to see their crazy scientology wedding, full of white suits, sparklers, and throngs of shaved moose, but it's not going to happen. Katie's preganancy is going to end up like something out of Alien, with the baby bursting out of her stomach, crammed with Thetans from ass to eyebrows and hungry for blood. Tom, meanwhile, will be chanting the pledge of allegiance backwards and slapping his butt against the wall in some kind of ritualistic fertility dance. I can't wait.

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