Donde esta JKREW?

Well folks, it's been a rough few weeks. Work whupped on my ass like an angry stepfather, the weather shat down heaps of snow on the area leading to my grumpiness as a new "public transportation commuter". Both of my cars are currently illegal to be on the road, my mind is flipped 180ยบ due to a recent drug prescription added to my bodies chemistry and my best friend moved far, far away.

So bear with me as I try to get back to normal. It's so hard to devote creative time to anything anymore. I am constantly exhausted; mentally and physically. New side effects are discovered daily so until things settle down in the house of JKREW, I can't promise anything will be normal for awhile.

Check out: http://www.americanedit.org/home/ae/
Google search for some mirrors and download at will. It's a fucking FANTASTIC mashup album. A+++ for quality.

The holidays are going well. My plan to buy every single present this year through amazon.com has been a success and it's been like mini-christmases each day at the house when I get home from work to see 3-4 packages a day on my doorstep. I only need to print out a few photos to wrap up the last gifts on my list. Excellent.

Did you know that the post office will give you unlimited shipping supplies for free? And they will ship them to your house for free? Not like a few boxes for free, I'm talking hundreds. So, sometime this week, some unlucky mailperson will be angryly delivering 500 2'x2'x12" boxes to my doorstep.
My goal: to build the worlds coolest fort made up entirely out of post office boxes so technically it will be the property of the US Government that I will then take over and steal it from them. Beat that George Washington.

Anti-depressants are weird. I miss "fuckwit Jason". I don't really like being "docile Jason". I get sleepy at 9pm now. I don't wake up sad anymore. The dizzyness doesn't come anymore. It takes me fucking FOREVER to ejaculate. I don't have thoughts of getting out of my car and killing the person behind me anymore. Better living through chemistry I guess.

I'm obsessed with plants now. I have over a dozen in my house. I ordered 50 different seeds from Japan and will soon start sowing them in my house. Did you know that you can buy redwood tree seeds? I also got a Japanese Cypress. The seeds are from a 4000 year old specimen. 4000 years dude. That's fucking old. Kate and I also purchased a Ming Alalia tree last weekend and named him Ming. It's such a beautiful tree and I'm not really ashamed to call a tree "beautiful".

Kanye West got nominated for some Grammys. God I am hoping he gets fucked AGAIN this year and has a temper tantrum. It's one of my christmas wishes.

Ok, I'm done.

2 Responses to “Donde esta JKREW?”

  1. # oh kate

    I think you're doing an amazing job at keeping up with all this shit that's being thrown at you at once.

    *slaps your bootie

    good hustle. now go hit the showers!  

  2. # Jaysmom

    Sounds like u r do 'n OK. At least u r aware of changes. Level is a good change.

    Give it time. It took a looooong time to get to the place u were.

    Ya done good.  

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