jkrewdotcom: thats about it dude. Slammed. Kate and I are doing dope. I rock a PoS honda and a dying dub, moving to DC hopefully, buying a loft if I can, my ass is a little sweaty lately, I have chapped lips, had chicken tenders for lunch.
juicyincali: LOL
i like that abbreviated version
wanna hear mine?
jkrewdotcom: shoot
juicyincali: trying to save money for a christmas extravaganza, ive been biting my nails a shit load lately, my dog pooped on 3 different occasions this morning, i had thai for lunch, i leave in 6 minutes, got fat and ate a lot, wondered what was going on, got pregnant, stayed pregnant, got abortion, bought winter tires...um i think thats it
jkrewdotcom: wait, hold, back the bus up rosa parks
juicyincali: LOL
jkrewdotcom: I FUCKING CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
JESUS CHRIST
jkrewdotcom: SHE POOPED THREE TIMES?!
juicyincali: hahahaha
jkrewdotcom: damn dude, well, thats some good hustle for the gossip
juicyincali:yeah i try
jkrewdotcom: I mean, you were having a pretty dismal first half but you got your shit together, got knocked up for the team and pulled out a miracle comeback in the second half
juicyincali:LOL
jkrewdotcom: NOW GO HIT THE SHOWERS!
juicyincali:*slaps ass
juicyincali: yeah its rough
and on top of all that bs i cant have sex for a fucking week
HORRIBLE
that was my 1st and only question at the doctor
jkrewdotcom: hahaha omg, slut
juicyincali: hahahha all these other girls were like....will it hurt? how long until i can go back to work?
i was like ummmmm yeah so when can i bang it out next???
lol just joking
but i def did ask and i knew every other girl was thinking it
jkrewdotcom: "but doc, seriously, when can I get some dick cus this whole abortion thing is totally cramping my ill na-na's style"
juicyincali: they just felt bad asking when they had just gotten knocked up and were paying 400 bucks to unknock themselves
jkrewdotcom: I would have brought in a coupon hahahaha
juicyincali: LOL
jkrewdotcom:
"hey, can you punch my card. Two more and then the next one is FREE BABY!"
juicyincali: HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
juicyincali: LOL
i like that abbreviated version
wanna hear mine?
jkrewdotcom: shoot
juicyincali: trying to save money for a christmas extravaganza, ive been biting my nails a shit load lately, my dog pooped on 3 different occasions this morning, i had thai for lunch, i leave in 6 minutes, got fat and ate a lot, wondered what was going on, got pregnant, stayed pregnant, got abortion, bought winter tires...um i think thats it
jkrewdotcom: wait, hold, back the bus up rosa parks
juicyincali: LOL
jkrewdotcom: I FUCKING CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
JESUS CHRIST
jkrewdotcom: SHE POOPED THREE TIMES?!
juicyincali: hahahaha
jkrewdotcom: damn dude, well, thats some good hustle for the gossip
juicyincali:yeah i try
jkrewdotcom: I mean, you were having a pretty dismal first half but you got your shit together, got knocked up for the team and pulled out a miracle comeback in the second half
juicyincali:LOL
jkrewdotcom: NOW GO HIT THE SHOWERS!
juicyincali:*slaps ass
juicyincali: yeah its rough
and on top of all that bs i cant have sex for a fucking week
HORRIBLE
that was my 1st and only question at the doctor
jkrewdotcom: hahaha omg, slut
juicyincali: hahahha all these other girls were like....will it hurt? how long until i can go back to work?
i was like ummmmm yeah so when can i bang it out next???
lol just joking
but i def did ask and i knew every other girl was thinking it
jkrewdotcom: "but doc, seriously, when can I get some dick cus this whole abortion thing is totally cramping my ill na-na's style"
juicyincali: they just felt bad asking when they had just gotten knocked up and were paying 400 bucks to unknock themselves
jkrewdotcom: I would have brought in a coupon hahahaha
juicyincali: LOL
jkrewdotcom:
"hey, can you punch my card. Two more and then the next one is FREE BABY!"
juicyincali: HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fucking awesome! Made my night. I guess after fucking off building web shit all damn night, I can go to bed now. Umm, 7:58 am wha-whoo.. Mint post.