This is just a warning so you will know well in advance. If you wish for me to have thanksgiving dinner with you, I expect turkey, gravy and a little mashed potatoes. I don't need cranberry sauce or yams or string beans. I just want bird, potato and gravy. It's simple. I don't have the means or mental power to cook said ingredients so I ask for you to provide it for me.

In return I will provide jokes, inappropriate comments and a clearing of dishes.

Thank you in advance and God bless.