The time has come for something drastic to be done. I have been in this wrist-cutting mood for months now so I have decided (with proper counciling with kate) that I am to build a fort.

Not some bullshit fort made out of concrete or trees but a real deal cardboard box fort. (see figure 1)

I don't know where I am going to get cardboard boxes that will fit my 6'3" frame but it will be done and when it's through, I'm not going to let ANYONE in it except maybe kate or the dog and MAYBE the roommate but only if he needs to get to the kitchen to get food.


jkrewdotcom: so I think I'm going to be building a fort in the house.
will that be a problem?
Abyss91: nope
wait, do we get sandbags?
I want sand bags
jkrewdotcom:
sand could get messy
I will have a pillow room though
Abyss91: nothing a vacuum can't fix
jkrewdotcom: and maybe an artillery room
Abyss91: ohh. artillery.
jkrewdotcom: just wanted to run it by you first. It could be a rather large outing.
Abyss91: haha, no worries
jkrewdotcom: ok, ground breaking will be this week sometime
Abyss91: 'hey, I know we just met, but you should come back to my place... my roommate built a fort'
jkrewdotcom: hahahaha wow, you single handedly gave me the voice of reason in one sentence


I know, it's rough but the idea is there people. (God I need work to do today hahaha)