I'll be in the fort if anyone needs me
The time has come for something drastic to be done. I have been in this wrist-cutting mood for months now so I have decided (with proper counciling with kate) that I am to build a fort.
Not some bullshit fort made out of concrete or trees but a real deal cardboard box fort. (see figure 1)
I don't know where I am going to get cardboard boxes that will fit my 6'3" frame but it will be done and when it's through, I'm not going to let ANYONE in it except maybe kate or the dog and MAYBE the roommate but only if he needs to get to the kitchen to get food.
jkrewdotcom: so I think I'm going to be building a fort in the house.
will that be a problem?
Abyss91: nope
wait, do we get sandbags?
I want sand bags
jkrewdotcom:
sand could get messy
I will have a pillow room though
Abyss91: nothing a vacuum can't fix
jkrewdotcom: and maybe an artillery room
Abyss91: ohh. artillery.
jkrewdotcom: just wanted to run it by you first. It could be a rather large outing.
Abyss91: haha, no worries
jkrewdotcom: ok, ground breaking will be this week sometime
Abyss91: 'hey, I know we just met, but you should come back to my place... my roommate built a fort'
jkrewdotcom: hahahaha wow, you single handedly gave me the voice of reason in one sentence
I know, it's rough but the idea is there people. (God I need work to do today hahaha)
Not some bullshit fort made out of concrete or trees but a real deal cardboard box fort. (see figure 1)
I don't know where I am going to get cardboard boxes that will fit my 6'3" frame but it will be done and when it's through, I'm not going to let ANYONE in it except maybe kate or the dog and MAYBE the roommate but only if he needs to get to the kitchen to get food.
jkrewdotcom: so I think I'm going to be building a fort in the house.
will that be a problem?
Abyss91: nope
wait, do we get sandbags?
I want sand bags
jkrewdotcom:
sand could get messy
I will have a pillow room though
Abyss91: nothing a vacuum can't fix
jkrewdotcom: and maybe an artillery room
Abyss91: ohh. artillery.
jkrewdotcom: just wanted to run it by you first. It could be a rather large outing.
Abyss91: haha, no worries
jkrewdotcom: ok, ground breaking will be this week sometime
Abyss91: 'hey, I know we just met, but you should come back to my place... my roommate built a fort'
jkrewdotcom: hahahaha wow, you single handedly gave me the voice of reason in one sentence
I know, it's rough but the idea is there people. (God I need work to do today hahaha)
- Monday, November 28, 2005 at 10:11 AM
- Posted by JKREW
- 7 Comments


I can get you boxes that are 6x3x3.
Forts rule!
What about the windows? People might get in through there.
man I can't wait to build the fort.
also matt, tell me where to pick them up.
Would that make the fort FKrew?
I have them at my work. Office desks are shipped in them. I think Jason might have my number if you really want them.
"no officer, i won't tell you who i'm working for, you'll have to beat it out of me"
"let me get out my beating stick"
"oh no! it's so big!"
Your floor plans look legit. I have got to see this thing when it's done! Are girls allowed? Haha!