careysutra: oh god thats funny
dude you should seirously do it
but imagine the amount of shit
jkrewdotcom: It would totally be worthwhile if I could train it to walk on a leash wearing a sweater
careysutra: oh fuck yeah
jkrewdotcom: or attack small children
careysutra: it would have to be some sort of duck harness
i dont think they make those though...
jkrewdotcom: OR GET ME A BEER FROM THE FRIDGE!!!
careysutra: hahahhahahahha
you would have to be inventive though
jkrewdotcom: he would have to roll it with his bill across the carpet
Dude, fuck the harness, I would train him to sit on my shoulder
careysutra: LOL
like a pirates parrot
and make it wear galoshes
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
jkrewdotcom: And when people would stop in the street and say "awww, what a cute duck" I would sit there and just flip out saying "OMG WHERE!? GET IT OFF ME!" and then run down the street screaming