So what does it feel like to have a car run over your foot? Well IT MOTHERFUCKING HURTS DUDE.
And to make matters worse, fucking cindy just keeps the car on my foot for what felt like a million years while I was telling her to roll forward but no, one would think that after hearing someone say "Bitch! You're on my motherfucking foot!" they would quickly press the accelerator but noooooo, she had to slowly go forward, making sure she got each and every single one of my toes.
Sonofabitch.
In other news, I bought a CD today. Yes, bought. Why was it bought? Because I was too lazy to download it.
It's all downhill from here folks.
And to make matters worse, fucking cindy just keeps the car on my foot for what felt like a million years while I was telling her to roll forward but no, one would think that after hearing someone say "Bitch! You're on my motherfucking foot!" they would quickly press the accelerator but noooooo, she had to slowly go forward, making sure she got each and every single one of my toes.
Sonofabitch.
In other news, I bought a CD today. Yes, bought. Why was it bought? Because I was too lazy to download it.
It's all downhill from here folks.
would sucking on your toes make them feel any better? cause there's no chance in hell of your toes going anywhere near my mouth.
well get carson on it right away!