Beans don't burn on the griddle...

Well, it was time for a change so tonight I picked up a sweet little number with the missus.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: Stephanie






70 galloping ponies under the hood.
A two liter bottle of pepsi is bigger than her engine.
No power steering because weak muscles are for pussies.
Two rear bald tires
Busted fender and headlight
No shocks whatsoever
And an engine that somehow likes to blow the oil cap off and spew oil EVERYWHERE IN THE ENGINE BAY.


And you know what, it's all mine baby!

1 Responses to “Beans don't burn on the griddle...”

  1. # DaveSCAD277

    after being in the same parking lot with Steph, i cant believe you kissed her before giving her a bath and a back rub! at least the oil will keep your lips from gettin chapped!  

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