Lets put this to bed folks...
Let's see, update time...
Chappelle is never coming back. Bummer.
Don't fuck with tigers. They rule all.
*takes a breath
Wedding Crashers is one of the worst movies I have seen in a long time. Fucking Owen Wilson looks like he is 182 years old, Vince Vaughn is on screen eating with his mouth full for 83% of the movie and he was just ginormous for the movie. It was 30 minutes too long, there were 5 too many "come to Jesus" scenes where the main character has to think about how he fucked up and every woman they banged could have easily been high school seniors. Christopher Walken was underused (even though he is one of the worlds biggest one sided actors) and Will Ferrell's cameo was weak to say the least.
Ugh, it was just bad. Imagine taking one scenerio and then making a movie about it for 2 hours. And I swear if Wilson squinted, took a deep breath and then spurt out a whiney, nasaly soliliqouy one more time I was going to throw my soda at the screen and walk the fuck out.
Oh, and movie theaters are not made for 6'3" people. It's just not possible for us to be comfortable.
What's next?
I'm in a fuck-off bad mood right now. It's just not a good time to hang out with me. I would go off on a rant about how I hate everything right now but it would just be childish and repetitive of me to do so. It will pass but for right now, I just want to be alone.
Chappelle is never coming back. Bummer.
Don't fuck with tigers. They rule all.
*takes a breath
Wedding Crashers is one of the worst movies I have seen in a long time. Fucking Owen Wilson looks like he is 182 years old, Vince Vaughn is on screen eating with his mouth full for 83% of the movie and he was just ginormous for the movie. It was 30 minutes too long, there were 5 too many "come to Jesus" scenes where the main character has to think about how he fucked up and every woman they banged could have easily been high school seniors. Christopher Walken was underused (even though he is one of the worlds biggest one sided actors) and Will Ferrell's cameo was weak to say the least.
Ugh, it was just bad. Imagine taking one scenerio and then making a movie about it for 2 hours. And I swear if Wilson squinted, took a deep breath and then spurt out a whiney, nasaly soliliqouy one more time I was going to throw my soda at the screen and walk the fuck out.
Oh, and movie theaters are not made for 6'3" people. It's just not possible for us to be comfortable.
What's next?
I'm in a fuck-off bad mood right now. It's just not a good time to hang out with me. I would go off on a rant about how I hate everything right now but it would just be childish and repetitive of me to do so. It will pass but for right now, I just want to be alone.
- Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 9:01 AM
- Posted by JKREW
- 3 Comments
Know the feeling. I have been having a horrible day, and I just want to hide in a hole until I feel better.
How was Rachel McAdams? I think she's beautiful and a good actress.
You seemed to be in fine spirits on Tuesday, or maybe it was the spirits...
it was my fault ):