Do you want to know what happens when you actually become an adult?
3 Comments Published by JKREW on Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 3:47 PM.
It's when you sell the $1200 headlights you busted your ass for 6 months prior to some dude in California.
And then when you get the money, instead of buying that Honda Civic beater you have been dying to buy for the past 3 months, you call up the debt collectors who have been calling your ass for months and bargain them down to 50% of their collection price to close out the account.
And THEN, you call up the student loan company that has been hounding your ass for close to 4 years and finally get that taken care of too.
Yes, it sucks to just kiss your money good bye but god damnit it fucking feels fantastic knowing they are finally gone for good.
And then when you get the money, instead of buying that Honda Civic beater you have been dying to buy for the past 3 months, you call up the debt collectors who have been calling your ass for months and bargain them down to 50% of their collection price to close out the account.
And THEN, you call up the student loan company that has been hounding your ass for close to 4 years and finally get that taken care of too.
Yes, it sucks to just kiss your money good bye but god damnit it fucking feels fantastic knowing they are finally gone for good.
I'm proud of ya! And I say you deserve plenty of adult beverages, adult movies and adult activity for being an adult. Mind you, NONE of that would be coming from ME, so you'd have to find yourself a consenting adult for all those adult style rewards...
I was so excited to see you excited when you came home and you were so proud of yourself for sucking it up and taking care of what you for so long pretended wasn't there because you were afraid of dealing with it.
It makes me feel so good inside seeing you so happy that you've finally taken care of this huge chunk of stress that was starting to drive you crazier. (;
That is great. And in the end when you are debt-free, you can go back to the guy in CA and get your headlights back.