kate: entertain me!
take your clothes off.
JKREW: haha I'm watching war of the worlds with some aliens and tom cruise =p
kate: that's not entertaining me ):
JKREW: ok, so there is an alien and it's zapping some cows
and tom cruise is like "OMG no! LIKE WTF? Stop fux0ring the c0wz0rs before I banz0r you!"
kate: bahahahha!
JKREW: and the alien is all like, "No way dude. I will totally pWn youz0ros with my laz0r!"
kate: what about the cute scenster boy??
JKREW: and then that blonde girl is like "AGHHHHH!!!!!!" and tom is like "DUDE, STFU before I give you to the aliens." and she is like "ok" and the alien is like "yeah ok"
kate: *snickers
JKREW: and then the army attacks the aliens with bird poop and they all die and then tom cruise is like "ok, well I have to go to my planet now with katie. peace out sux0rs!"