Just a thought...
If you ever get into a fight, I think the perfect threat would be...
"I'm going to punch you right into next tuesday, where my future self will be waiting to punch you back into one second before I first punched you, creating a neverending continuum where I just beat your ass until the end of time."
"I'm going to punch you right into next tuesday, where my future self will be waiting to punch you back into one second before I first punched you, creating a neverending continuum where I just beat your ass until the end of time."
- Friday, July 29, 2005 at 1:42 PM
- Posted by JKREW
- 3 Comments
this sounds like some kind of stoner comment I'd make completely out of the blue to which you would call me crazy and/or a weirdo.
Would you threaten that before or after you removed your pocket protector and graphing calculator and handed them to your bespectacled best friend for safe keeping?
That seriously had to be the second nerdiest fight threat ever! Right after "The kinetic energy created by my fist against your face may be minimal, but its my strategic use of pressure points that will have you howling in pain for weeks to come!"
Oh, there's not chance you really thought of that.