workisforjerks: Sorry, this ass is full of Kate's shoe. No more room.
JKREW: oh sorry if k8 was an annoying piss head last night
I tended to her after the show with a roughing she will never forget
workisforjerks: Man, she said at one point "Way to rat me out, asshole!" in reference to the pillow tits thing.
And I said, "what, is he off crying somewhere?"
JKREW: hahahaha
workisforjerks: And she  goes, "Yeah, do you know how many blowjobs I'm going to have to give him tonight to make him feel better?!"
So I think you owe me money or something.
JKREW: hahaha well that would be nice if she actually came through haha
workisforjerks: Well, now you can bring it up later and be all "Pay up, sister!"
JKREW: haha excellent
workisforjerks: "I still  hurt inside. Hurt from your words. Now, let's plug that word-hole."
JKREW: BAHAHAHAHA
workisforjerks: (why the ladies aren't lined up at my button-fly, i'll never understand)