He was once married to a rich chick and then they got divorced and now he has mad cash and a 911 and a GT3. He is financially backing my company and only works when he wants to and is a very good director and photographer. He's single and is banging this hella hot blonde girl. His house is huge. He doesn't give a fuck about anything and because of that, he is my hero.



He's my hero too.
I want money. That would be nice. If I had lots of money, I'd figure out how much one hour of my time was worth, and divide it into seconds, and then when I farted I could be like "Oh! Smell that? That was just $27.50..." and then I'd laugh because when you're rich you can laugh at anything you want. It would be cool to be rich.
does he want an adopted daughter?