So that burger spot that my little minx Paris Hilton shot a few months back was banned for being "too pornographic for tv".

Um, ok. I've seen a shitload worse on TV and seriously, this spot is fucking rediculous. It's so bad it's good. Ok, it's horrible. But I still downloaded it.

Bently + soapy water + half naked Paris crawling around on it + 14 pound burger = excellence in film making

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