JKREW: I just need a virgin for my sacrifices
misskate: hahahah
virgin
yeah
JKREW: hahaha
misskate: look, i'm just saying, i'm not all weird and christlike...like you and #1
JKREW: whatever dude. I'm way dirtier than you
misskate: i don't doubt it
JKREW: heh
misskate: that's why i dont want to be your roommate
cause i'll walk in one day and kate #1 will be tied to the ceiling fan
JKREW: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
omg, how did you hear about that?
misskate: hahahah
virgin
yeah
JKREW: hahaha
misskate: look, i'm just saying, i'm not all weird and christlike...like you and #1
JKREW: whatever dude. I'm way dirtier than you
misskate: i don't doubt it
JKREW: heh
misskate: that's why i dont want to be your roommate
cause i'll walk in one day and kate #1 will be tied to the ceiling fan
JKREW: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
omg, how did you hear about that?


...not even I heard about whatever it is you're talking about.
dude, it was YOUR idea to see how much weight it would hold!
gross kids. keep it in the bedroom.
true. but it doesn't mean you have to share it with the rest of the known world.