Two man enter, one man leave

misskate: I just found an image of our final stand.
and i htink it's worth sharing
http://www.asia.si.edu/collections/zoom/F1902.251.jpg
you're the little fat bald one of course
GROSS look at your leg rolls
JKREW: nice crossed eyes nerd
misskate: nice chops
JKREW: I'm a hipster, what can I say
misskate: hipsters don't go bald
JKREW: your sword isn't even unsheathed!!!
way to swordfight, loser
misskate: yeah i dont NEED to unsheathe my sword. i'm THAT powerfull.
JKREW: shit, I don't even need to USE my swords. I willed you to lose with my devastatingly handsome looks, hairstyle and fat leg rolls
misskate: no way. you're obviously losing that battle already.
JKREW: I'm lulling you into a flase sense of security
misskate: there will be no glorious comeback either
hardly
you just can't move fast enough
your leg rolls are slowin you down
JKREW: dude, you are such the queen. You are trying to bitch hit me with your neiman and bloomies bags
misskate: big deal, i fight dirty but i win
and i THINK what's really going on there is a just pulled your armor off
JKREW: whatever
misskate: from the title, "The armor-pulling scene"
JKREW: that means nothing, actually that is code for "JKREW serves fat kate-san on a platter"
misskate: yeaah right

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