I just want to go down on record here...
If you know me well, then you know of my intense disdain for The Killers. It's actually not even a disdain, it's more of a burning hatred that is more intense than a thousand dying suns. I HATE THE KILLERS. HATE HATE HATE. Why? Well, it's a long story but in short, I just hate them. I hope their tourbus veers off a cliff and crashes into a busload of nuns who are taking care of orphans who are holding three newborn puppies a piece.
Anyways, there is this "band" called The Bravery. They are finally showing up on the radar of mainstream music. I am just going down on record that I am making it my own personal quest to destroy this band. I officially declare jihad on them. You shouldn't listen to them. If you see them walking down the street, you should run your car into them. They aren't new, they aren't anything special and when you hear them on the radio in the next few months, just know that they were "hip" and "cool" two years ago, you just never heard them because you aren't "hip" and "cool".
Please, join me in my jihad.
Thank you and God bless.
A photo of them so you know who to assasinate:
Anyways, there is this "band" called The Bravery. They are finally showing up on the radar of mainstream music. I am just going down on record that I am making it my own personal quest to destroy this band. I officially declare jihad on them. You shouldn't listen to them. If you see them walking down the street, you should run your car into them. They aren't new, they aren't anything special and when you hear them on the radio in the next few months, just know that they were "hip" and "cool" two years ago, you just never heard them because you aren't "hip" and "cool".
Please, join me in my jihad.
Thank you and God bless.
A photo of them so you know who to assasinate:
- Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 10:12 AM
- Posted by JKREW
- 2 Comments
Can we add The Zutons to that list?
Why am I still awake? I don't know.
I went with my friend to last year's HFStival and I had never seen the Bravery before, just heard that one song which was catchy at first but then started to give me ulcers.
As soon as I looked at the lead singer, I knew I wanted to punch him in the face. Seriously. I've never had that urge before, but suddenly there it was.
I'm glad my friend didn't like them either; I was afraid she'd want to go down and meet them or something, and I'd have to go with her and then suddenly break his nose. That would have been embarrassing!