Sweet baby christ

workis4jerks: So we're going to this Art Directors Club bowling thing tonight...
... and just to be nice, Rick gets us all these Fz bowling shirts with our names embroidered on them...
workis4jerks: ... and after he's done handing them out, he goes...
"I'm expecting a big creaming tonight!"
JKREW: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
workis4jerks: I almost lost it.
JKREW: haha holy shit, if I didn't suck at design I'd ask for my job back
workis4jerks: Or that he was looking directly at me when he said it.. ha ha ha... oh, wait.... uh oh...
JKREW: oh god
did he wink at you and lick his lips?
workis4jerks: No, but his pants unzipped on their own.
JKREW: HAHAHAHAHA
and he looked down and smiled while it happened?
workis4jerks: No, that was Khoi.
JKREW: and his penis jumped out of the fly and shouted "BAAAABALOOOOOO!!!"
workis4jerks: HA HA HA!!!
JKREW: hahahahahahahahahahaha
workis4jerks: I'm having the most difficult time not bursting out in laughter.
JKREW: oh my god, we need to make a movie

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