Let's see, driving in MD today going about 50 and looky there, a freaking bump in the middle of the road the size of a freaking football. I couldn't swerve due to traffic, hit the thing dead on my passenger front tire, launch up and almost swerve into another car. The hit was so hard, my fucking ceiling light falls out slamming me in the face, my drivers window falls out of track and immedietly I feel the wobble of a 400$ bent rim.

I pull over and wouldn't ya know it? Fucking cracked control arm, my CV boot is split open like a pornstars Judy, shock is dead, spring is out of track, my fender well is resting on my fucking tire and now I think the shock mount is cracked as well.

Good times in MD. Two grand worth of damage in one day. Sweet. Will the fun ever start?

Fuck VW, I'm getting an STI for christmas.

Oh and women? Fuck them too. I'm going to be a monk starting tommorow.

I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one.