Ok, fine, I'm gay

Never thought I'd do one of these but my new buddy had interesting answers so why the f not I say...

Body: NUMBER OF...
1: piercings? Had 3 now I'm nekkid
2: tattoos? 1
3: height? 6'3
4: shoe size? 11 - 11 1/2
5: hair color? blonde to brown
6: siblings? spoiled bitch

FAVORITE...:
1: food? Thai
2: thing to do? Dubs
3: thing to talk about? Anything that tests boundries
4: sports? Motorsports/Hockey/Lax
5: drinks? Lots please!
6: clothes? Simple things put together to create my unique style
7: movies? Big Blue and anything Bruckenheimer
8: holiday? Christmas/Halloween/4th of July

HAVE YOU...
1: ever cried over a girl? Shit, what time is it?
2: ever cried over a boy? Does my pops count?
3: ever lied to someone? Yep
4: ever been in a fist fight? Yep
5: ever been arrested? Yep

NUMBER...:
1: of times I have been in love? 2
2: of times I have had my heart broken? Nursing my shit right now
3: of hearts I have broken? Couple here and there
4: of girls I have kissed? *blushes
5: of boys I have kissed? Only on cheeks when I am drunk
6: of girls I've slept with? 4 and fucking proud of it
7: of boys I've slept with? zippy
8: of drugs taken illegally? No Comment
9: of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life with type friend? Homegrown repruhzent! Oh yeah, my best buddy Stoner Dave.
10: of people I consider my enemies? Nathan Kerigan from 9th grade. *shakes fist
11: of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? click my arse
12: of scars on my body? I got two awesome ones. Ask for the story.
13: of things in my past that I regret? Nothing - We become who we are from what we do... good or bad.

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...:
1: pretty? meh
2: funny? All the time
3: hot? Not so much
4: friendly? Very
5: amusing? Extremely
7: caring? Overly
8: sweet? Sickly
9: dorky? Goofball

DESCRIBE YOUR..
1: Wallet? New! w00t!
2: Hairbrush? Dont use one
3: Toothbrush? Good ole' manual baby
4: Jewelry worn daily? My livestrong bracelet
6: Blanket? Always
7: Sunglasses? New w00t!
8: Underwear? Markey Marks baby
9: CD in stereo right now? whats a CD? I have my hard drive.
10: Piercings? See top
12: What you are wearing now? Boyd Cottington tee, jeans and a beer
13: In my mouth? Yuengling
14: In my head? Absolutely nothing (I just got off work)
15: Wishing? My weekend plans will come through *crosses fingers
16: After this? Beer 'o clock suckah.
17: Person you wish you could see right now? My new buddy.
18: Is next to you right now? Mah pooch Carson.
19: Something you're looking forward to in the upcoming? see .15
20: The last thing you ate? Roy fucking Rogers *swoons
21: Something that you are deathly afraid of? Nothing. Live fast, die young and leave a pretty corpse.
22: Do you like candles? Yes
23: Do you like the taste of blood? Yes
24: Do you believe in love? Not so much anymore.
25: Do you believe in soul mates? Yes
26: Do you believe in Heaven? N/A
27: Do you believe in God? There is something up there. Not sure what though.
28: What do you want done with your body when you die? Don't care. I'll be reincarnated anyways.
29: If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be? I have my best friend already but maybe a lemur.
30: What is the latest you've ever stayed up? All Night Baby
31: Can you eat with chopsticks? Yes
32: What's your favorite coin? NYC subway token
33: What are some of your favorite candies? I don't know any Candies
34: What's something that you wish people would understand? I lead an interesting life and don't doubt my experiences.
35: What's something you wish you could understand better? Why was she hurt so bad?
36: What is something that you really wish was still around? If I wanted it to be around, it would still be here.

LAST PERSON WHO....
1: Slept in your bed? Carson
2: Saw you cry? Katie
3: Made you cry? Jess
4: Spent the night at your house? Molly
5: You shared a drink with? Stoner Dave/Matt/Robb
6: You went to the movies with? Leah and Bill
7: Went to the mall with? Sonia and Kanda
8: Yelled at you? Leah
9: last person you hugged? Cindy

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