JKREW: heard of postal service?
workis4jerks: Are you kidding?
That band was everywhere you wanted to be earlier this year.
JKREW: hahahahaha god damnit. Your wit level is uncomparable
haha
way to keep me in the scenester loop you ass
workis4jerks: Ha ha ha.
JKREW: I'm like the "4 months ago" guy. great.
workis4jerks: Indeed.
Anyway, why do you ask?
JKREW: Because I thought they were cool but god forbid I tell you about good music again Mr. Tower fucking records. Sorry, too "corporate". Mr Olsens
workis4jerks: Damn straight. Although the fact that you know the name of the store I buy from already gives me negative music snob points.
JKREW: hahaha, I was shopping there when I was 12 beotch =)
*brushes dirt off of nautical star tattoo
workis4jerks: I'm just kiddin', it's just one of those Hi-Fidelity-type "you can't get anything worth a damn at a fukn Tower. You gotta go to a place like the trunk of Mumbly Joe's Buick for the GOOD STUFF."
JKREW: HAHAHA
I have to admit though, the girls who like your music are way hotter than the girls who like my music. Only exception is your girls are all depressed and whiney, mine are just coked up or rolling their titties off.
workis4jerks: Cripes, depressed and whiny only improves my chances.
JKREW: *touche
workis4jerks: Are you kidding?
That band was everywhere you wanted to be earlier this year.
JKREW: hahahahaha god damnit. Your wit level is uncomparable
haha
way to keep me in the scenester loop you ass
workis4jerks: Ha ha ha.
JKREW: I'm like the "4 months ago" guy. great.
workis4jerks: Indeed.
Anyway, why do you ask?
JKREW: Because I thought they were cool but god forbid I tell you about good music again Mr. Tower fucking records. Sorry, too "corporate". Mr Olsens
workis4jerks: Damn straight. Although the fact that you know the name of the store I buy from already gives me negative music snob points.
JKREW: hahaha, I was shopping there when I was 12 beotch =)
*brushes dirt off of nautical star tattoo
workis4jerks: I'm just kiddin', it's just one of those Hi-Fidelity-type "you can't get anything worth a damn at a fukn Tower. You gotta go to a place like the trunk of Mumbly Joe's Buick for the GOOD STUFF."
JKREW: HAHAHA
I have to admit though, the girls who like your music are way hotter than the girls who like my music. Only exception is your girls are all depressed and whiney, mine are just coked up or rolling their titties off.
workis4jerks: Cripes, depressed and whiny only improves my chances.
JKREW: *touche


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